I am genuinely grateful when somebody changes my mind with evidence. Who wouldn't welcome a chance to be less wrong?

Explain to me a world where some executive just made a half billion in bonuses for buying something on debt that will be stripped for profit and sold, but I gotta live in a world without Toys r Us and Joann Fabrics.

Can I ask for a ruling from the judges on the whole evil thing for me?

I'm pretty sure that I swore in Noghri and Jawa.

This is why I have a love/hate relationship with the John Oliver show. They've done phenomenal segments on S&F, Public Defense resources deficits, Forced Pleas, Juvenile Incarceration, and - this week - The Felony Murder Rule.

Always leaves me with a thought of "Brilliant! Where were you then?"

This is a depressing way to find out that fruit flies express emotion better than I do.

Goon in the Time of Cholera

He also used to show up to Teddy Roosevelt's White House and move all the furniture out of the oval so Pinchot and TR could wrestle and beat the crap out of each other.

Yes, thank you, menu writer.

I was operating under the assumption that my milkshake and triple bacon cheeseburger was somehow health food.

Let people enjoy a thing

After this much time having to do it, it's nice to get back to not praising anything about p*rtland.

I may never forgive this regime for taking away my beloved sportshate.

Santa Cruz has some merits to it, but I think Lansing wins on the back of Nerd Row, whatever the hell Horrocks is, and the post-apocalyptic wasteland of Frandor, where the strong are afraid, and the weak are killed and eaten.

Up to 102, right? Haven't been through to check the scoreboard in a few.

First off, Third Place exists.

Secondly, the weirdness contest depends on how you measure it. Portland is the most overtly and visibly weird. Scratch Seattle's surface, and its depth of weirdness is unmatched.

As far as Weirdness Density goes, neither one even remotely compares to Lansing, MI.