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Athlete foot survivor
When do you think people are just going start guzzling warm cum for protein intake
January 27, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Fuck you and your substacks I'm going over to neocities
January 27, 2026 at 1:31 AM
I’m just imagining all the great books in little libraries in New York. My little library in Los Angeles has three bibles and a sci-fi ya novel.
January 26, 2026 at 11:01 PM
It’s such a validating feeling when your parent apologizes or recognizes something they’re doing to you that’s shitty.
January 26, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Things are so bleak and ugly
January 25, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Indian food and a four hour movie
January 25, 2026 at 2:10 AM
My cat started sleeping on the living room, she usually sleeps on my bed. Now she wants to sleep on the couch.
January 24, 2026 at 7:50 PM
My 4 year old child wrote a paper on Karl Marx for preschool
January 22, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Yeah let me leave Spotify for the more ethical streaming app, YouTube music
January 22, 2026 at 11:30 PM
White liberals am I right?!?!
January 22, 2026 at 11:29 PM
And everyone clapped
My kid has a Spotify account and I’ve been putting off talking to her about moving it because she’s so attached to her playlists and music is life right now but last night totally on her own she was like “uh Spotify is apparently running ads for ICE so can you figure out how to move my playlists?”
January 22, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Stop watching movies and go read literature, it's better
January 21, 2026 at 9:59 PM
People keep telling me to watch this movie and that movie. I watch those movies and turn that shit off the first ten minutes. Movies are a waste of time!
January 21, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Teaching my Mexican dad how to use Spotify
January 18, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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now THIS is some goddamn tokusatsu monster design. a demon cat that is also made of watches. yes.
November 22, 2024 at 7:17 PM
ao3 is right there, if I wanted to read trash with tropes
January 18, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Haven't had sex for three weeks might as well ID as asexual
January 18, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Now I can focus on Karamazov
January 16, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Being a fat faggot is high key the sexiest combination
January 16, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Gay hockey show gave me two things: A boner and body dsymorphia
January 16, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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Cleaning out old screenshots/photos and this on got me all over again
January 11, 2026 at 4:58 PM
There's an online rumor that i have a secret trap door under my bed to trap big breasted men #nottrue
January 15, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Millionaire (feat. André 3000) by Kelis on Apple Music
Song · 2003 · Duration 3:44
music.apple.com
January 14, 2026 at 2:01 AM
January 14, 2026 at 1:30 AM
3D Printed Quinoa by model home on Apple Music
Song · 2021 · Duration 4:58
music.apple.com
January 13, 2026 at 9:02 PM