Big Matt
@bigmatt15.bsky.social
Father. Husband. Loosehead Prop. Ska Fan. Director of Performing Arts. Former Short Order Cook. Former Toll Booth Worker. Go Birds.
This is a super easy Elf on the Shelf plan. All you need is some salt, some pepper, a note card, a balloon, and… shut the fuck up. I am gonna eat a piece of candy and leave the wrapper next to the elf. The end. Dad of the year.
December 21, 2025 at 6:56 AM
This is a super easy Elf on the Shelf plan. All you need is some salt, some pepper, a note card, a balloon, and… shut the fuck up. I am gonna eat a piece of candy and leave the wrapper next to the elf. The end. Dad of the year.
I do not care for Inch & Co
December 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I do not care for Inch & Co
Next time I’m driving down the Jersey Turnpike I’ll have to stop at the Walt Whitman/Donald Trump Combination Roy Rogers and Long John Silver Rest Stop and Gift Shop.
December 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Next time I’m driving down the Jersey Turnpike I’ll have to stop at the Walt Whitman/Donald Trump Combination Roy Rogers and Long John Silver Rest Stop and Gift Shop.
So we can agree the Kennedy Center is a joke now.
December 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
So we can agree the Kennedy Center is a joke now.
Just beat my 5 year old via first period tech fall 19-4. The old man has still got it.
December 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Just beat my 5 year old via first period tech fall 19-4. The old man has still got it.
What if Taylor Swift’s shitty new album was a setup? She just wanted people who had her at the top of their Spotify year end lists to look bad.
December 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
What if Taylor Swift’s shitty new album was a setup? She just wanted people who had her at the top of their Spotify year end lists to look bad.
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I hope someone draws this wonderful story about Tom Stoppard's Arcadia and the power of the arts to help us see things differently, to the attention of our Education Secretary. Do read it, it will lift your spirits.
December 2, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I hope someone draws this wonderful story about Tom Stoppard's Arcadia and the power of the arts to help us see things differently, to the attention of our Education Secretary. Do read it, it will lift your spirits.
Just saw a DJT/Punisher bumper sticker and it was the saddest thing ever.
November 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Just saw a DJT/Punisher bumper sticker and it was the saddest thing ever.
I hate when people treat a brewery like a winery. Now is not the time for twenty questions. Order, pay, and get out of the way.
November 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I hate when people treat a brewery like a winery. Now is not the time for twenty questions. Order, pay, and get out of the way.
I think it’s time to get rid of #hulu. It freezes up 50% of the time I use it and I usually have to end up unplugging my modem and plugging it back in. So annoying.
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I think it’s time to get rid of #hulu. It freezes up 50% of the time I use it and I usually have to end up unplugging my modem and plugging it back in. So annoying.
Yeah I like bluesky, but it’s too much politics, not enough ska.
October 30, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Yeah I like bluesky, but it’s too much politics, not enough ska.
Michael Biehn is 69. Jeff Anderson is 55. I think they would be awesome as father and son in the right project.
October 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Michael Biehn is 69. Jeff Anderson is 55. I think they would be awesome as father and son in the right project.
Should I go to bed? Yes. Am I watching Aliens? Also yes.
October 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Should I go to bed? Yes. Am I watching Aliens? Also yes.
Add Angus, Hackers, Varsity Blues… to my heavy viewing list
October 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Add Angus, Hackers, Varsity Blues… to my heavy viewing list
Movies you've watched more than six times:
Clerks
Mallrats
Dazed and Confused
Empire Records
Glory Daze
Shawshank Redemption
Aliens
Goodfellas
Airborne!
A Christmas Story
Christmas Vacation
White Christmas
Elf
Animal House
Jaws
Drumline
Lion King
Aladdin
Beauty and the Beast
Die Hard
Wizard of Oz
Clerks
Mallrats
Dazed and Confused
Empire Records
Glory Daze
Shawshank Redemption
Aliens
Goodfellas
Airborne!
A Christmas Story
Christmas Vacation
White Christmas
Elf
Animal House
Jaws
Drumline
Lion King
Aladdin
Beauty and the Beast
Die Hard
Wizard of Oz
October 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Movies you've watched more than six times:
Clerks
Mallrats
Dazed and Confused
Empire Records
Glory Daze
Shawshank Redemption
Aliens
Goodfellas
Airborne!
A Christmas Story
Christmas Vacation
White Christmas
Elf
Animal House
Jaws
Drumline
Lion King
Aladdin
Beauty and the Beast
Die Hard
Wizard of Oz
Clerks
Mallrats
Dazed and Confused
Empire Records
Glory Daze
Shawshank Redemption
Aliens
Goodfellas
Airborne!
A Christmas Story
Christmas Vacation
White Christmas
Elf
Animal House
Jaws
Drumline
Lion King
Aladdin
Beauty and the Beast
Die Hard
Wizard of Oz
Adam Scott’s character in The Secret Life of Walter Mitty would have signed up for ICE.
October 15, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Adam Scott’s character in The Secret Life of Walter Mitty would have signed up for ICE.
Jeff Anderson should be in more movies. I don’t know what his day job is, but it’s a fucking crime that we only see him once a decade when Kevin Smith feels like making another Clerks. Dude should be a full-time Hollywood comedic relief sidekick.
September 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Jeff Anderson should be in more movies. I don’t know what his day job is, but it’s a fucking crime that we only see him once a decade when Kevin Smith feels like making another Clerks. Dude should be a full-time Hollywood comedic relief sidekick.
The Slow Gherkin set at Supernova tonight was one of the best sets I’ve ever seen, up there with Old Crow Medicine Show at the Stone Pony 15ish years ago, Foo Fighters opening for RHCP in Philly twenty five years ago and Springsteen in Paris a decade ago.
September 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The Slow Gherkin set at Supernova tonight was one of the best sets I’ve ever seen, up there with Old Crow Medicine Show at the Stone Pony 15ish years ago, Foo Fighters opening for RHCP in Philly twenty five years ago and Springsteen in Paris a decade ago.
It’s 11:11 and now you wanna talk
September 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
It’s 11:11 and now you wanna talk
Who told Roddy Jones that purple ascot was the way to go?
September 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Who told Roddy Jones that purple ascot was the way to go?
The Worst Drivers:
1. KIA Drivers
2. Residents of Maryland
3. Tesla Drivers
4. Tractor Trailer Drivers who cruise in the left lane
5. Lexus and BMW Drivers (tied)
6. Residents of NY
7. Toyota Drivers
8. School Bus Drivers
9. VW Drivers (Tiguan only)
10. Hyundai Drivers (Sonata only)
1. KIA Drivers
2. Residents of Maryland
3. Tesla Drivers
4. Tractor Trailer Drivers who cruise in the left lane
5. Lexus and BMW Drivers (tied)
6. Residents of NY
7. Toyota Drivers
8. School Bus Drivers
9. VW Drivers (Tiguan only)
10. Hyundai Drivers (Sonata only)
September 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The Worst Drivers:
1. KIA Drivers
2. Residents of Maryland
3. Tesla Drivers
4. Tractor Trailer Drivers who cruise in the left lane
5. Lexus and BMW Drivers (tied)
6. Residents of NY
7. Toyota Drivers
8. School Bus Drivers
9. VW Drivers (Tiguan only)
10. Hyundai Drivers (Sonata only)
1. KIA Drivers
2. Residents of Maryland
3. Tesla Drivers
4. Tractor Trailer Drivers who cruise in the left lane
5. Lexus and BMW Drivers (tied)
6. Residents of NY
7. Toyota Drivers
8. School Bus Drivers
9. VW Drivers (Tiguan only)
10. Hyundai Drivers (Sonata only)
The creepy looking brother on Plathville is a douche.
August 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The creepy looking brother on Plathville is a douche.
I wonder how Trump would feel about the announcements in my school being presented in English, Spanish, and Haitian Creole?
August 27, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I wonder how Trump would feel about the announcements in my school being presented in English, Spanish, and Haitian Creole?
Starship Troopers didn’t age well.
August 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Starship Troopers didn’t age well.