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Michael H
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4.5 Charity Miles for American Cancer Society. #Running 🏃‍♂️#Run #NewYears2026
January 1, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Razor.

Razor who?

Razor glass and toast to a happy new year.

#dadjokes #HappyNewYear2026
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 PM
In 2025, I fell short of my goal to average 100 miles per month. I ended up at 1094.5 miles for the year. However I am not beating myself up. I am celebrating that I was able to do what I did and hope to do as well next year.
#Running #Run
December 31, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I went to buy a sweater but didn’t have enough cash. I had to give they my cardigan.

#dadjokes
December 31, 2025 at 3:41 PM
3.4 Charity Miles for American Cancer Society. #Running 🏃‍♂️ #Run
December 31, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Tried to take a selfie with my coffee.

But it was too latte.

#dadjokes
December 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
4.1 Charity Miles for American Cancer Society. #Running 🏃‍♂️ Cold #Run
December 29, 2025 at 7:16 PM
What's a priest's favorite appliance?

A deep friar.

#dadjokes
December 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
The Doctor and Peri’s space station excursion in "The Two Doctors" is clearly padding before the main plot kicks in—but it’s done well enough, and far less intrusive than other Season 22 efforts (looking at you, “Timelash”). #DoctorWho
December 29, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Jamie alone on a deserted station for 10–12 days = instant feral survivalist? Feels like it exists mainly to manufacture part of the cliffhanger in part one of "The Two Doctors." #DoctorWho
December 29, 2025 at 2:23 PM
The extended cut of Part One of "The Two Doctors" is fascinating. The added bits with the ship monitor (even with Chesene lurking) and the extra Six/Peri scenes are great. Really wish these had made broadcast. #DoctorWho
December 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

“I’ll never part with it!”

#dadjokes
December 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Now that the bowl game they snubbed is complete will Notre Dame fans shut up about it?
December 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
4.1 Charity Miles for American Cancer Society. #Running 🏃‍♂️ #Run
December 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I can’t lift a ton of chicken soup but I can lift a ton of pho.

That’s because a pho ton is light.

#dadjokes
December 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
3.3 Charity Miles for American Cancer Society. #Running 🏃‍♂️ #Run
December 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
4.1 Charity Miles for American Cancer Society. #Running 🏃‍♂️ #Run
December 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
What reindeer game do reindeer play at sleepovers?

Truth or deer.

#dadjokes
December 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
What is a vegan's favorite Christmas song?

Soy to the World!

#dadjokes
December 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
What is green, covered in Christmas lights and Christmas bulbs, and goes ribbit?

A mistle-toad.

#dadjokes
December 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Why did only the letter “E” get a Christmas present?

The other letters were not E.

#dadjokes
December 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
3.5 Charity Miles for American Cancer Society. #Running 🏃‍♂️ #Run #christmaseve
December 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?

One that's deep pan, crisp and even.

#dadjokes
December 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
4.5 Charity Miles for American Cancer Society. #Running 🏃‍♂️ #Run
December 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The prejudice everyone shows toward the Androgums in The Two Doctors is a fascinating thread. Even the Doctor (both incarnations) dismisses them repeatedly. Holmes makes them so extreme and unlikeable that they feel usable only for this story. #DoctorWho
December 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM