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@bigwinks.bsky.social
work wood, know ball
one brain cell but it’s huge
one brain cell but it’s huge
The mighty Maumee
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.
Mine is the Patuxent.
Mine is the Patuxent.
January 12, 2026 at 8:14 PM
The mighty Maumee
This is all a distraction to keep us from realizing that, as consumers, we can spit what we’ve consumed back at our enemies Kirby-style
January 12, 2026 at 4:04 PM
This is all a distraction to keep us from realizing that, as consumers, we can spit what we’ve consumed back at our enemies Kirby-style
My body is decrepit and I’m figuring out how to recrepit it
January 11, 2026 at 6:10 PM
My body is decrepit and I’m figuring out how to recrepit it
Someone see what the Mr. Cool Ice guy has to say
January 10, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Someone see what the Mr. Cool Ice guy has to say
Sorry that you’re dumb as a fish and your cock is small. Please don’t kill me
January 10, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Sorry that you’re dumb as a fish and your cock is small. Please don’t kill me
They think it's exculpatory because when they watched it they wanted to kill Renee Good too
January 9, 2026 at 7:28 PM
They think it's exculpatory because when they watched it they wanted to kill Renee Good too
Now that I’m a 40 year old father it’s time I sit down and get serious about developing my death metal growl
January 8, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Now that I’m a 40 year old father it’s time I sit down and get serious about developing my death metal growl
Why do we have the words “regime”, “regimen”, and “regiment” when they all mean exactly the same thing
January 8, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Why do we have the words “regime”, “regimen”, and “regiment” when they all mean exactly the same thing
We should drink more beans than just coffee
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 9:44 PM
We should drink more beans than just coffee
Andrew Tate volunteered to fight in the "Greenland War" because the only way he could beat a Dutch kickboxer is with a gun
January 5, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Andrew Tate volunteered to fight in the "Greenland War" because the only way he could beat a Dutch kickboxer is with a gun
ancient woodworking adage:
when the groove fits the tongue
your praises shall be sung
when the tongue is too fat
you shall speak the word 'drat'
when the groove fits the tongue
your praises shall be sung
when the tongue is too fat
you shall speak the word 'drat'
January 5, 2026 at 9:04 PM
ancient woodworking adage:
when the groove fits the tongue
your praises shall be sung
when the tongue is too fat
you shall speak the word 'drat'
when the groove fits the tongue
your praises shall be sung
when the tongue is too fat
you shall speak the word 'drat'
Will our backlash against AI lead us to create a new Romantic art movement to reinvigorate our sense of the world or will we just keep drinking that garbage
January 5, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Will our backlash against AI lead us to create a new Romantic art movement to reinvigorate our sense of the world or will we just keep drinking that garbage
Eli Manning proved the viability of a Luck build over a decade ago but JJ McCarthy is showing that these builds can have a downside
January 5, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Eli Manning proved the viability of a Luck build over a decade ago but JJ McCarthy is showing that these builds can have a downside
Amazing what the Pistons bench can do without Caris Levert fucking everything up
January 4, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Amazing what the Pistons bench can do without Caris Levert fucking everything up
I hope everyone has nice, thin blood pouring through their hearts today
January 2, 2026 at 3:49 PM
I hope everyone has nice, thin blood pouring through their hearts today
A half-empty can of seltzer is louder than God
January 2, 2026 at 5:18 AM
A half-empty can of seltzer is louder than God
Ausar is out of sorts and I believe it’s because JB said he’s not allowed to shoot threes anymore
January 2, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Ausar is out of sorts and I believe it’s because JB said he’s not allowed to shoot threes anymore
Wait until Little Bunny Foo Foo gets ahold of some of these sick freaks that need bopping on the head
January 1, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Wait until Little Bunny Foo Foo gets ahold of some of these sick freaks that need bopping on the head
I have transcended the bounds of time so l to me New Years is fully whatever
December 31, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I have transcended the bounds of time so l to me New Years is fully whatever
People are allowed to walk around and call each other "Consumers" like they're langoliers and I think that's cool
December 31, 2025 at 6:33 PM
People are allowed to walk around and call each other "Consumers" like they're langoliers and I think that's cool
Cerebral status: DAMAGED
Initiate Concussion Protocols
Initiate Concussion Protocols
December 31, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Cerebral status: DAMAGED
Initiate Concussion Protocols
Initiate Concussion Protocols
If we all chip in we can make up the shortage with homemade video cards
December 31, 2025 at 5:51 PM
If we all chip in we can make up the shortage with homemade video cards
Legit question for unctuous Americans - How do I beguile the 30-50 feral PAWGs that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?
December 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Legit question for unctuous Americans - How do I beguile the 30-50 feral PAWGs that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?