Bilal Dardai
@bilald.bsky.social
Scriptwriter and soccer dad, a man shouting “theater” in a crowded fire. Uncomfortably easy to Google.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WALMART.
(This is real. I took the screenshots.)
(This is real. I took the screenshots.)
November 9, 2025 at 2:11 PM
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WALMART.
(This is real. I took the screenshots.)
(This is real. I took the screenshots.)
"Nineteen Eighty-Four," by George Orwell.
September 4, 2025 at 1:43 PM
"Nineteen Eighty-Four," by George Orwell.
Our government now routinely does things that would make us root for Jason Statham to break every neck in the room.
September 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Our government now routinely does things that would make us root for Jason Statham to break every neck in the room.
American Media: “Far-right Media Figure Ruffles Feathers”
Australian Media:
Australian Media:
September 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
American Media: “Far-right Media Figure Ruffles Feathers”
Australian Media:
Australian Media:
Enjoyable editorial comment from THE ATHLETIC today on the recent decision to move the World Cup draw and the relationship between FIFA president Infantino and Trump.
August 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Enjoyable editorial comment from THE ATHLETIC today on the recent decision to move the World Cup draw and the relationship between FIFA president Infantino and Trump.
Remember: The goons bursting into the women’s bathroom to accost a woman have also been warning you that transwomen existing in similar spaces represent a mortal threat to others.
August 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Remember: The goons bursting into the women’s bathroom to accost a woman have also been warning you that transwomen existing in similar spaces represent a mortal threat to others.
My brain, every time a new headline about Dean Cain appears and I remember Christopher Reeves is no longer with us.
August 8, 2025 at 10:00 AM
My brain, every time a new headline about Dean Cain appears and I remember Christopher Reeves is no longer with us.
Hilarious to receive this email two hours after seeing this headline. Bravo, @microsoft.com!
July 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Hilarious to receive this email two hours after seeing this headline. Bravo, @microsoft.com!
So after an extended whine about how he’ll never win the Nobel Peace Prize I guess he decided he might as well War.
June 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
So after an extended whine about how he’ll never win the Nobel Peace Prize I guess he decided he might as well War.
June 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Same wavelength, man.
June 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Same wavelength, man.
Terry Moran had to take this statement down because his news outlet has all the spine of a deep-sea anemone.
I don’t work for his news outlet.
Neither do most of you.
I don’t work for his news outlet.
Neither do most of you.
June 9, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Terry Moran had to take this statement down because his news outlet has all the spine of a deep-sea anemone.
I don’t work for his news outlet.
Neither do most of you.
I don’t work for his news outlet.
Neither do most of you.
For now, I would prefer the leader of a Terrorism Prevention task force to have been — at the barest possible minimum — alive on 9/11.
June 5, 2025 at 2:32 PM
For now, I would prefer the leader of a Terrorism Prevention task force to have been — at the barest possible minimum — alive on 9/11.
Prepare yourselves for the absolute swarm of crickets you’re about to hear from the media outlets that were formerly 24/7 “Degenerate Hunter Biden”content.
May 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Prepare yourselves for the absolute swarm of crickets you’re about to hear from the media outlets that were formerly 24/7 “Degenerate Hunter Biden”content.
Being a hundred percent clear that this is not real, just a thing I made because I no longer see a difference between his ramblings and those of Grampa Simpson.
May 5, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Being a hundred percent clear that this is not real, just a thing I made because I no longer see a difference between his ramblings and those of Grampa Simpson.
Not only is the horse back in the hospital, but we’re letting it practice medicine.
April 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Not only is the horse back in the hospital, but we’re letting it practice medicine.
“I hereby declare to my crowd of violent thugs that Joe Biden’s two surviving children are no longer protected.”
March 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
“I hereby declare to my crowd of violent thugs that Joe Biden’s two surviving children are no longer protected.”
Reminded this morning of a very amusing incident from 2014.
March 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Reminded this morning of a very amusing incident from 2014.
I’m so glad that someone finally killed DEI so we can once again bask in the glorious meritocracy.
February 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I’m so glad that someone finally killed DEI so we can once again bask in the glorious meritocracy.
I missed this from the White House's original statement on banning transgender troops. The unmitigated gall it takes for a man whose entire life has been a notorious, out-loud parade of his own appetites to talk about anyone else not being "truthful, honorable, and disciplined."
February 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I missed this from the White House's original statement on banning transgender troops. The unmitigated gall it takes for a man whose entire life has been a notorious, out-loud parade of his own appetites to talk about anyone else not being "truthful, honorable, and disciplined."
Today in Pulitzer contenders: I really appreciate the composition here, with one portrait in particular recessed and cloaked in shadow.
February 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Today in Pulitzer contenders: I really appreciate the composition here, with one portrait in particular recessed and cloaked in shadow.