“Dear Xi, I texted you but you still ain’t calling back.”

Our trade negotiations have fallen to the level of middle school begging.

What’s next, a text at 2AM asking “u up” with a new tariff?

Ffs

South Korea culturally dislike Japan, Japan has always been wary of China, and China hates both.

It takes a true miracle worker to bring these three together.

Seems like people actually cares, what a surprise?

Montana is extremely lucky to have Zooey Zephyr and SJ Howell standing up in front of openly transphobic lawmakers who wanted to pass a bill that would /take trans kids away from their parents./

Thank you to them, and to the Republicans who crossed the aisle. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Little known fact - the speed of light is actually measured by the speed at which people click on “End Call” in Zoom meetings.

For years I justified my twitter habit by saying, "I need to be here to promote my books and stuff like the Project for Awesome."

Without twitter, this year's p4a raised a record $3,700,000.

Without twitter, Everything Is Tuberculosis (a history of tuberculosis!) is outselling my previous book...

From “Don’t be evil” to “Don’t have balls”, the evolution of Google

I didn’t realize the mighty $100 billion empire of TikTok was in the public fellatio business

People who elected a populist and expected lower fiscal spending clearly has never studied Roman history.

Bayer also paid $11 billion to date precisely because of Monsanto and RoundUp.

Fun fact: snippy soundbites always show only one side of the coin, liberal or conservative.

It’s hilarious to me that Alexander the Great conquered the known world by force, but when his army bickered with him, he went to sulk in his tent for three days until they decided to placate the god king.

“There are no gods here, only monsters.”

That goes so insanely hard.

Bluesky: Follow 7 accounts
Me: Easy

Bluesky: Because it’s more fun with friends!
Me: f*ck…

ChatGPT is like Aristotle after a few pints and a shot; it’ll teach you what you want to learn, but only if you have enough basic knowledge to call out its bullsh*t in its first couple of attempts to explain.