Bill The Centrist Jellyfish
@billthecentrist.bsky.social
In the face of fascism it's best to play dead
I want to thank you, Senator, for letting him off the hook by voting to reopen the government. Normally, I'd say you're a great centrist, mumbling about healthcare while selling us all out. But this is so beautifully done I’ll just say you pulled a dick move!
November 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I want to thank you, Senator, for letting him off the hook by voting to reopen the government. Normally, I'd say you're a great centrist, mumbling about healthcare while selling us all out. But this is so beautifully done I’ll just say you pulled a dick move!
And I for one am thrilled to see that you voted to keep enabling the cruelty! Thank you!
November 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
And I for one am thrilled to see that you voted to keep enabling the cruelty! Thank you!
Thank you so much senator! If I can make just one little recommendation, there's no need to pretend you accomplished anything. We centrists know that the greatest achievement is selling out our voters. Be proud of the time you wasted and the nothing you achieved!
November 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Thank you so much senator! If I can make just one little recommendation, there's no need to pretend you accomplished anything. We centrists know that the greatest achievement is selling out our voters. Be proud of the time you wasted and the nothing you achieved!
Wow a vote?! What a great success! Suffering through a shutdown was so worth it! I mean, granted, anyone who isn't a complete idiot knows what a republican promise is worth. But hey, no intelligent person can be a centrist. I salute you!
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Wow a vote?! What a great success! Suffering through a shutdown was so worth it! I mean, granted, anyone who isn't a complete idiot knows what a republican promise is worth. But hey, no intelligent person can be a centrist. I salute you!
Such great news! Everyone knows that giving up is always the best way forward! Thank you so much for getting nothing done in the most painful way possible… I'm looking forward to seeing your beautiful centrist reaction when the Republicans don't keep their promise!
November 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Such great news! Everyone knows that giving up is always the best way forward! Thank you so much for getting nothing done in the most painful way possible… I'm looking forward to seeing your beautiful centrist reaction when the Republicans don't keep their promise!
Beautiful Chuckles! You out did yourself! When surrendering wasn't enough you upped the stakes, gave us hope, and then crushed us while getting getting nothing in return!!You are a centrist god!
November 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Beautiful Chuckles! You out did yourself! When surrendering wasn't enough you upped the stakes, gave us hope, and then crushed us while getting getting nothing in return!!You are a centrist god!
Thank you Hakeem! It’s good to see someone completely missing the point and mumbling about healthcare and bipartisanship! It gives me hope that you’ll find a way to betray us all again!
October 1, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Thank you Hakeem! It’s good to see someone completely missing the point and mumbling about healthcare and bipartisanship! It gives me hope that you’ll find a way to betray us all again!
Come on guys, show some mercy. Chuck here did all he could do compromise, to grovel, to beg, to just give up as always. But he couldn’t. Now like any spineless creature who somehow found itself standing upright he’s jerking his hand trying to find balance. It’s a sad day to be a centrist.
October 1, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Come on guys, show some mercy. Chuck here did all he could do compromise, to grovel, to beg, to just give up as always. But he couldn’t. Now like any spineless creature who somehow found itself standing upright he’s jerking his hand trying to find balance. It’s a sad day to be a centrist.
Reporter Chuck strikes again! I hear they are looking for reporters at the New York Times. There's a shortage of centrist reporters it seems. It’s never too late for a career change Chuckles!!
June 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Reporter Chuck strikes again! I hear they are looking for reporters at the New York Times. There's a shortage of centrist reporters it seems. It’s never too late for a career change Chuckles!!
As always I agree with you Chuckles! We all know what we need to know. For example, we know you will do nothing about this other than post here. Good job!
June 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
As always I agree with you Chuckles! We all know what we need to know. For example, we know you will do nothing about this other than post here. Good job!
That sir, is not the centrist way. I prefer to compromise, what if instead of resisting we just give up and say we resisted? It seems to work for some people!
June 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM
That sir, is not the centrist way. I prefer to compromise, what if instead of resisting we just give up and say we resisted? It seems to work for some people!
I believe that is the Centrist battle cry!
June 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I believe that is the Centrist battle cry!
You seem confused! I agree with you 100%! I think the lukewarm opposition acts you listed (calling for citizens to protest, hoping the courts would do something, politely asking Trump to reconsider, etc) is an amazing approach! So effective!
June 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
You seem confused! I agree with you 100%! I think the lukewarm opposition acts you listed (calling for citizens to protest, hoping the courts would do something, politely asking Trump to reconsider, etc) is an amazing approach! So effective!
Absolutely! Just like a man pretending to be dead so the bear won't eat him, Chuck bravely made the difficult decision to surrender. What a hero!
Did Chuck kill the SAVE act the same way the ‘n’ word is the same as centrist?
Did Chuck kill the SAVE act the same way the ‘n’ word is the same as centrist?
June 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Absolutely! Just like a man pretending to be dead so the bear won't eat him, Chuck bravely made the difficult decision to surrender. What a hero!
Did Chuck kill the SAVE act the same way the ‘n’ word is the same as centrist?
Did Chuck kill the SAVE act the same way the ‘n’ word is the same as centrist?
Oh, I agree! They are doing so much! Take Chuck here for example he posts daily about how someone, anyone, should really do something to stop Trump. What more can he possibly do?!
Yours,
Bill the “n” word jellyfish
Yours,
Bill the “n” word jellyfish
June 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Oh, I agree! They are doing so much! Take Chuck here for example he posts daily about how someone, anyone, should really do something to stop Trump. What more can he possibly do?!
Yours,
Bill the “n” word jellyfish
Yours,
Bill the “n” word jellyfish
Exactly guys! Don't you know that the only way to stop fascism is to be a centrist?! You shouldn’t attack Democrats for sitting on their asses as the country implodes. You should be mad at voters for not voting harder for the people sitting on their asses and doing nothing. See?
June 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Exactly guys! Don't you know that the only way to stop fascism is to be a centrist?! You shouldn’t attack Democrats for sitting on their asses as the country implodes. You should be mad at voters for not voting harder for the people sitting on their asses and doing nothing. See?
Oh Chuckle… I can help! He hasn't beem fired yet because of you! See, when you don't bother to do your job that’s what happens!
June 3, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Oh Chuckle… I can help! He hasn't beem fired yet because of you! See, when you don't bother to do your job that’s what happens!
Baby steps! First he needs to learn what action is and isn’t. I have high hopes. In 10-15 years I’m sure he can actively talk about how fascism is bad, in 20 he may take some actual action… We’ll see.
June 2, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Baby steps! First he needs to learn what action is and isn’t. I have high hopes. In 10-15 years I’m sure he can actively talk about how fascism is bad, in 20 he may take some actual action… We’ll see.
OMG! I just realized something! Chuck, did you know that standing up to something doesn’t literally mean to stand up?! Yes! Even standing with a sign doesn’t count! You actually have to take some action! The more you know…
June 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
OMG! I just realized something! Chuck, did you know that standing up to something doesn’t literally mean to stand up?! Yes! Even standing with a sign doesn’t count! You actually have to take some action! The more you know…
Oh boy! Chuckles does soft news segments now. Who would have guessed that he really wants to be a reporter? Surely not the people who voted for him to do his actual job…
May 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Oh boy! Chuckles does soft news segments now. Who would have guessed that he really wants to be a reporter? Surely not the people who voted for him to do his actual job…
The end of you post seem to have cut off: “…which is why I will vote for it”
May 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The end of you post seem to have cut off: “…which is why I will vote for it”
Its so refreshing to see someone focusing on irrelevant issues like how much it would cost to fix the plane instead of the glaring corruption of accepting it in the first place. Good job prioritizing the wrong thing as always Chuck!
May 19, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Its so refreshing to see someone focusing on irrelevant issues like how much it would cost to fix the plane instead of the glaring corruption of accepting it in the first place. Good job prioritizing the wrong thing as always Chuck!
I'm not sure it's the ONLY logical decision Chuckles. What if instead the judges held a ping-pong paddle with some slogans on it? Or just allow this atrocity to “save” us from other pretend atrocities they came up with? What if they were more like you Chuck?
May 17, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I'm not sure it's the ONLY logical decision Chuckles. What if instead the judges held a ping-pong paddle with some slogans on it? Or just allow this atrocity to “save” us from other pretend atrocities they came up with? What if they were more like you Chuck?
Hi Chuckles! While we all enjoy your new career as a reporter, maybe you can use it to report how people with a backbone like @therickwilson.bsky.social are calling for a Truth and Reconciliation Commission. What do you think?
May 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Hi Chuckles! While we all enjoy your new career as a reporter, maybe you can use it to report how people with a backbone like @therickwilson.bsky.social are calling for a Truth and Reconciliation Commission. What do you think?