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Adequately talented and imperturbably unmotivated. Bluesky’s most prominent mal vivant.
Thank you for fighting for all of us Arizonans, Senator.
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
And, what are Thomas’ credentials that make him a scientific expert on the subject?
June 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Smart dogs are overrated.
April 27, 2025 at 5:33 AM
JD Vance might have killed the Pope.
April 22, 2025 at 5:11 AM
JD Vance might have killed the Pope.
April 22, 2025 at 5:04 AM
JD Vance might have killed the pope though.
April 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
“Globalists” has always been and will always be a dog whistle for “Jews”.
April 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Here are my rescues!
April 4, 2025 at 7:30 PM
It’s fitting since phishing emails are also riddled with spelling and grammatical errors.
April 1, 2025 at 6:36 AM
An apple a day keeps ReMona away.
March 28, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Nathan Fillion has made his way to the top of the pop culture iceberg, receiving adoration from all spectrum of geek. He is a sex symbol, desired by women and men alike. His greatest achievement is having Luke effin Skywalker wish him “happy birthday”.

Mine is on the 8th Mark. :)
March 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Adam Scott could win Emmy after Emmy, handfuls of Oscars and set box office records. The greatest honor he could receive is a “happy birthday” from Luke effin Skywalker (Joker/Cocknocker)!

Mark, mine is on the 8th of April…
March 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Well… this comment hit a little close to home..
March 20, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Did he sign that hat? It looks like it was done by auto-pen.
March 19, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Colin, go to Shakespeare’s Globe Theatre!
March 18, 2025 at 4:34 AM