Jim Ballard
@bimjallard.bsky.social
I seriously can't believe someone else in the world has my name. Ancom trying not to make EVERYthing political.
I feel like there's a psychiatric or sociological study waiting to be conducted on people who think everything will turn out alright if we just kill this one person...
January 20, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I feel like there's a psychiatric or sociological study waiting to be conducted on people who think everything will turn out alright if we just kill this one person...
I'm glad someone else realizes how sus that is. It's bad enough Google knows I was looking for a Renee Good vigil.
January 20, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I'm glad someone else realizes how sus that is. It's bad enough Google knows I was looking for a Renee Good vigil.
Oh look, another technofascist insisting that the public wants what he tells us to want instead of what we actually do want.
January 20, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Oh look, another technofascist insisting that the public wants what he tells us to want instead of what we actually do want.
I'd probably grin like that too if I had that thigh gap.
January 20, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I'd probably grin like that too if I had that thigh gap.
Two things can be true at once: I wish cancer on no one; and I am savagely glad Adams's mouth is permanently shut.
January 14, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Two things can be true at once: I wish cancer on no one; and I am savagely glad Adams's mouth is permanently shut.
Serious question. Does Elon ever post his own thoughts, or does he just reply to other posts with Barnum statements intended to make him sound wearily wise?
January 12, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Serious question. Does Elon ever post his own thoughts, or does he just reply to other posts with Barnum statements intended to make him sound wearily wise?
The last vestiges of the Old Republic have been swept away. Fear will keep the regional governors on line: fear of this battle station.
January 12, 2026 at 8:55 PM
The last vestiges of the Old Republic have been swept away. Fear will keep the regional governors on line: fear of this battle station.
Have you considered afterlife as an alternative? From what I've heard based on this cartoon you probably don't know, it also sucks but is at least a lot less homophobic, which I assume is based on factually accurate investigation of the afterlife.
January 10, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Have you considered afterlife as an alternative? From what I've heard based on this cartoon you probably don't know, it also sucks but is at least a lot less homophobic, which I assume is based on factually accurate investigation of the afterlife.
Shame that she, like Mr. Rogers before her, is pure evil and destroying the children or whatever.
January 10, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Shame that she, like Mr. Rogers before her, is pure evil and destroying the children or whatever.
I prob'ly shoulda checked the comments before posting that exact quote myself
January 10, 2026 at 2:49 AM
I prob'ly shoulda checked the comments before posting that exact quote myself
The effort it's costing me not to phonetically type babytalk telling Charlie him is a goodboi, him is a sweetboi
January 9, 2026 at 11:51 PM
The effort it's costing me not to phonetically type babytalk telling Charlie him is a goodboi, him is a sweetboi
Now sue Blackburn.
January 7, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Now sue Blackburn.
I'm sorry, what is that price?
January 5, 2026 at 9:24 PM
I'm sorry, what is that price?
I wonder if it's because Netflix is losing the rights to She-Ra, so Dreamworks is trying to get your ad revenue?
January 5, 2026 at 9:22 PM
I wonder if it's because Netflix is losing the rights to She-Ra, so Dreamworks is trying to get your ad revenue?
Well lookee what we got here, anther scienc-denying internet rando who thinks they know better than a doctor!
January 2, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Well lookee what we got here, anther scienc-denying internet rando who thinks they know better than a doctor!
Thank you for saying it.
January 2, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Thank you for saying it.
Does anyone else get the feeling they were supposed to smooch, but editorial got homophobic about it and demanded the artist only draw them nestling?
January 2, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Does anyone else get the feeling they were supposed to smooch, but editorial got homophobic about it and demanded the artist only draw them nestling?
(Woke up kinda low and thought your squeals and panics about Catradora would cheer me up. I was right!)
January 2, 2026 at 1:49 PM
(Woke up kinda low and thought your squeals and panics about Catradora would cheer me up. I was right!)
Wonder Woman and Cheetah
shut up, they are too, la la la la, I can't hear you
shut up, they are too, la la la la, I can't hear you
December 31, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Wonder Woman and Cheetah
shut up, they are too, la la la la, I can't hear you
shut up, they are too, la la la la, I can't hear you
Dear whoever wrote that headline: it's literally impossible to "have sex with" AN UNDERAGE GIRL
December 31, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Dear whoever wrote that headline: it's literally impossible to "have sex with" AN UNDERAGE GIRL