Jim Ballard
bimjallard.bsky.social
Jim Ballard
@bimjallard.bsky.social
I seriously can't believe someone else in the world has my name. Ancom trying not to make EVERYthing political.
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Good summary of “don’t give him what he wants” from relatively comfortable white liberals.
January 17, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Oh my god that dorky gormless grin on Amity's face, I love this picture so much
Just a simple lovely afternoon for a certain human and her loving sweet potato. 🍠🧙‍♀️❤️

A #Lumity commission done by the always amazing @4brandonjs4.bsky.social.

What else can I say aside from how lovely this is? ❤️❤️❤️

#TheOwlHouse #LGBT
January 2, 2026 at 1:56 PM
@weelassreacts.bsky.social Is YouTube hiding your She-Ra vids? I searched for your Princess Prom episode by exact title and got results for every reactor OTHER THAN yourself. Had to go to your page and scroll down until I got it.
January 2, 2026 at 1:48 PM
It's not that I forget to wish my loved ones a happy holiday. It's that I forget this or that day is a holiday.
December 31, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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This is the single greatest piece of rock art in human history
December 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Having silly thoughts
December 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Welcome to the jungle
Our work week's just 4 days
And everyone gets medical
Plus a good 401K
And if you are harrassed
In any way sexually
HR will get on top of that
With confidentiality
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
My... My... My employee
Oooh
We hope you will succeed!
*guitar solo*
December 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I have zero context and am still laughing my ass off.
We’re just innocent men
December 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I for one side with the CDC and their revolutionary new stance that more Americans should have hepatitis
December 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Thanks for the good memories, bro.
December 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I miss double decker tacos. Having a soft tortilla coated in refried beans to wrap around and support the structural integrity of the crunchy tortilla was brilliant.
December 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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I am not anti-fascist, I am pro liberation. To be pro liberation means you must defeat fascism, but it also means that you fight to create a world that is liberated for all, not just against the thing that is currently harming you.
November 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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😉💯🎯🌞
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Lays, are you telling me something about what your NON-classic chips are made of?
November 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Weird how many racists like to self-identify themselves as racists.
November 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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succubus - female demon that seduces men

incubus - male demon that seduces women

vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Sometimes I think about how demented it is I grew up watching TWO isekai anime series about modern-day children with pet robots traveling back in time to watch Bible stories play out.
November 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Why do we have the letter C? It only ever sounds like a K or S, and guess what, we already have K and S! Why do we keep this useless letter around?
October 19, 2025 at 3:11 AM
My neighbor has a Hooters takeout bag on their porch.

Hooters has takeout.

I don't
October 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I want to find out why "neko maid" is a thing but I also don't want Google to get the idea I want to see more of them.
October 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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The most accurate recreation of DS9 I've seen.
September 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Oh, fuck you. Just fuck you, McDonald's. Glad this is the first thing I see entering the store so I know to repent my decision. Fuck you.
September 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
This is the only correct way to portray our fucked up measuring system.
The Kabbalistic Tree of Baking

Whereby divine Volume emanates to the lower vessels & is differentiated into units
September 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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