“We’ve solved the hyperspace jump gate congestion problem by linking ships into convoys and installing antimatter energy transfer grids in the gate lanes!”

“Trains. You invented trains. Again.”

#tootfic #microfiction #poweronstorytoot

#doorsday #france

Tommy the Cat, expressing disdain at the human's lack of treat-giving.
#cat #tuxedocat #blackandwhitecat #floof #longhairedcat #fedicats #pixelcats #catlovers #cats #chats #katzen #gatos #gatti

hey-

hey, I see you tooting skeets over there

I had a nightmare where every terminal was replaced with a light mode electron app

why do we have to go to work when we could be petting cats

hey wanna see something kinda interesting? this was the entire fix to the iPhone Antennagate in 2010. 20 bytes.

(this is going to be a very long thread 🧵)

running docker on a raspberry pi

#meme #memes

POV: In your mother's womb while your dad is porking her down:

#mtg #magicthegathering #shitpost

Your annual reminder that modern physics is done in diverse teams of anything between 1 and 1000 people, by people of all backgrounds imaginable.

Breakthroughs are not made single-handedly by at most 3 white men. Arguably they never were.

Still think that Host #cats should be A Thing®.

You arrive at a hotel, the front desk asks you the usual questions and gives you the usual information, then they ask ‘would you like a cat to make you feel at home?’ Then you say ‘yes,’ and they ask what sort of cat […]

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Nazi Noem set up a sniper unit on a rooftoop in Chicago overlooking ICE protestors below.

She visited it this weekend.

Trump and his thugs are going to gun down US citizens.

girl are you the tower of babel because you are stacked in defiance of god and I cannot speak coherently when you go down

so, analog tech used to be pretty glitchy. TV "static", modem line noise, degaussing, flickering fluorescent bulbs, etc. I grew up in an era of identifiable, well-understood signifiers of malfunction; and, crucially, *partial* malfunction. things kinda kept working even if they were wonky.

but […]

important

APROPOS OF EVERYTHING

MIT created the mathematical proof we are living in a protracted #classwar waged by the parasitic capitalist classes.

Living Wage Calculator
https://livingwage.mit.edu/

❝ We developed the Living Wage Calculator to… estimate the local […]

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self reminder to add a word cloud generator to my site

what are some fun ideas for rest endpoints for a personal website?

tenderize me like chicken breast fillet, put me in the over for 27 minutes at 425 degress, and sprinkle parmesean on me

It has just occurred to me that there is indeed a point at which limiting your steam downloads for updates for only 10 hours overnight to 10kb/s is no longer a viable background DL speed to game update availability ratio.

<insert angery old man yelling at clouds meme accompanied by a rant about […]