(Parody) Cambridge Biochemistry
@bioccamtruth.bsky.social
A coalition of former dept staff & managers who were harassed & pushed out by a corrupt admin team. We couldn’t stop it from within — so now we speak from the outside. This is our shout of truth to protect the vulnerable colleagues we left behind.
Meet Kareless Plittz, once a Principal Assistant, now elevated to the grand title of Technical & Scientific Operations Manager.
This isn’t just a promotion, it’s a pattern. Under Kobra, titles grow longer as the systems fall apart.
Prestige on paper, dysfunction in practice.
This isn’t just a promotion, it’s a pattern. Under Kobra, titles grow longer as the systems fall apart.
Prestige on paper, dysfunction in practice.
August 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Meet Kareless Plittz, once a Principal Assistant, now elevated to the grand title of Technical & Scientific Operations Manager.
This isn’t just a promotion, it’s a pattern. Under Kobra, titles grow longer as the systems fall apart.
Prestige on paper, dysfunction in practice.
This isn’t just a promotion, it’s a pattern. Under Kobra, titles grow longer as the systems fall apart.
Prestige on paper, dysfunction in practice.
Meet our next legend of dysfunction:
Szczepan Goodbye, previously a University Security Patroller, now rebranded as Facilities Superintendent.
Only Kobra knows what that means.
Only qualification: unshakable loyalty to Kobra.
Szczepan Goodbye, previously a University Security Patroller, now rebranded as Facilities Superintendent.
Only Kobra knows what that means.
Only qualification: unshakable loyalty to Kobra.
August 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Meet our next legend of dysfunction:
Szczepan Goodbye, previously a University Security Patroller, now rebranded as Facilities Superintendent.
Only Kobra knows what that means.
Only qualification: unshakable loyalty to Kobra.
Szczepan Goodbye, previously a University Security Patroller, now rebranded as Facilities Superintendent.
Only Kobra knows what that means.
Only qualification: unshakable loyalty to Kobra.
Now that we’ve introduced Kobra, who should we call out the next Wet Bandit … Shaun the Chunk-bully, department’s self-appointed enforcer, and our very own Watchdog.
Originally hired for maintenance, but somehow now acts like HR, CCTV, and border patrol rolled into one.
Originally hired for maintenance, but somehow now acts like HR, CCTV, and border patrol rolled into one.
August 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Now that we’ve introduced Kobra, who should we call out the next Wet Bandit … Shaun the Chunk-bully, department’s self-appointed enforcer, and our very own Watchdog.
Originally hired for maintenance, but somehow now acts like HR, CCTV, and border patrol rolled into one.
Originally hired for maintenance, but somehow now acts like HR, CCTV, and border patrol rolled into one.
🚨 Meet Kobra Withadog, the self-styled queen of the Biochemistry Department 🐍
She didn’t rise by merit, just a mix of intimidation, manipulation, and driving out anyone who dared to question her “rule.” From gaslighting junior staff to isolating experienced professionals.
She didn’t rise by merit, just a mix of intimidation, manipulation, and driving out anyone who dared to question her “rule.” From gaslighting junior staff to isolating experienced professionals.
June 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
🚨 Meet Kobra Withadog, the self-styled queen of the Biochemistry Department 🐍
She didn’t rise by merit, just a mix of intimidation, manipulation, and driving out anyone who dared to question her “rule.” From gaslighting junior staff to isolating experienced professionals.
She didn’t rise by merit, just a mix of intimidation, manipulation, and driving out anyone who dared to question her “rule.” From gaslighting junior staff to isolating experienced professionals.
The Wet Bandit wiped out our dept’s talent, replacing pros with pals.
Their captain didn’t just reshape roles, she shattered them to crown her own crew. Brace yourselves… the truth is coming...
#CorruptionUncovered
Their captain didn’t just reshape roles, she shattered them to crown her own crew. Brace yourselves… the truth is coming...
#CorruptionUncovered
June 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The Wet Bandit wiped out our dept’s talent, replacing pros with pals.
Their captain didn’t just reshape roles, she shattered them to crown her own crew. Brace yourselves… the truth is coming...
#CorruptionUncovered
Their captain didn’t just reshape roles, she shattered them to crown her own crew. Brace yourselves… the truth is coming...
#CorruptionUncovered
📢 We’re a coalition of former staff members who saw too much, spoke up against a tyrant administrator and were pushed out.
Follow us and stay tuned to learn how this department has deteriorated over the last few years and how it’s recently getting worse & worse.
Follow us and stay tuned to learn how this department has deteriorated over the last few years and how it’s recently getting worse & worse.
June 16, 2025 at 10:40 AM
📢 We’re a coalition of former staff members who saw too much, spoke up against a tyrant administrator and were pushed out.
Follow us and stay tuned to learn how this department has deteriorated over the last few years and how it’s recently getting worse & worse.
Follow us and stay tuned to learn how this department has deteriorated over the last few years and how it’s recently getting worse & worse.