(Parody) Cambridge Biochemistry
@bioccamtruth.bsky.social
A coalition of former dept staff & managers who were harassed & pushed out by a corrupt admin team. We couldn’t stop it from within — so now we speak from the outside. This is our shout of truth to protect the vulnerable colleagues we left behind.
Any financial fallout, Botched or abandoned orders. Delayed experiments. Duplication of effort.
Don’t worry, Kobra here to absorb it, public funding quietly disappear into bureaucratic fog. After all, Patchup is a faithful cog in the dysfunction machine.
Don’t worry, Kobra here to absorb it, public funding quietly disappear into bureaucratic fog. After all, Patchup is a faithful cog in the dysfunction machine.
August 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Any financial fallout, Botched or abandoned orders. Delayed experiments. Duplication of effort.
Don’t worry, Kobra here to absorb it, public funding quietly disappear into bureaucratic fog. After all, Patchup is a faithful cog in the dysfunction machine.
Don’t worry, Kobra here to absorb it, public funding quietly disappear into bureaucratic fog. After all, Patchup is a faithful cog in the dysfunction machine.
Her days are a mix of corridor flattery, inbox chaos, and forgotten tasks.
Deadlines pass. Complaints pile up.
And when confronted?
She laughs. Loudly. Like accountability is a joke.
Deadlines pass. Complaints pile up.
And when confronted?
She laughs. Loudly. Like accountability is a joke.
August 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Her days are a mix of corridor flattery, inbox chaos, and forgotten tasks.
Deadlines pass. Complaints pile up.
And when confronted?
She laughs. Loudly. Like accountability is a joke.
Deadlines pass. Complaints pile up.
And when confronted?
She laughs. Loudly. Like accountability is a joke.
But the secret to her survival?
She doesn’t manage, she performs.
And she knows exactly who to perform for.
But that eager performance comes at a cost:
⚠️ Support staff are left confused & overburdened
All sacrificed to maintain her image as the perfect servant to the powerful.
She doesn’t manage, she performs.
And she knows exactly who to perform for.
But that eager performance comes at a cost:
⚠️ Support staff are left confused & overburdened
All sacrificed to maintain her image as the perfect servant to the powerful.
August 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
But the secret to her survival?
She doesn’t manage, she performs.
And she knows exactly who to perform for.
But that eager performance comes at a cost:
⚠️ Support staff are left confused & overburdened
All sacrificed to maintain her image as the perfect servant to the powerful.
She doesn’t manage, she performs.
And she knows exactly who to perform for.
But that eager performance comes at a cost:
⚠️ Support staff are left confused & overburdened
All sacrificed to maintain her image as the perfect servant to the powerful.
And whenever confronted or simply asked about a looming deadline, she dodge it with a loud laughter, as if the question itself is ridiculous. It’s her shield.
That laugh has deflected more responsibility than any official policy.
That laugh has deflected more responsibility than any official policy.
August 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
And whenever confronted or simply asked about a looming deadline, she dodge it with a loud laughter, as if the question itself is ridiculous. It’s her shield.
That laugh has deflected more responsibility than any official policy.
That laugh has deflected more responsibility than any official policy.
Plittz's role claims to oversee everything, yet holds responsibility for nothing, nearly every process is tangled in confusion, mismeasurements , or ops I forgot it.
Projects routinely collapse under:
Missed deadlines
Wrong emails
Incomplete logistics
Everything is off, but no one dares question it.
Projects routinely collapse under:
Missed deadlines
Wrong emails
Incomplete logistics
Everything is off, but no one dares question it.
August 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Plittz's role claims to oversee everything, yet holds responsibility for nothing, nearly every process is tangled in confusion, mismeasurements , or ops I forgot it.
Projects routinely collapse under:
Missed deadlines
Wrong emails
Incomplete logistics
Everything is off, but no one dares question it.
Projects routinely collapse under:
Missed deadlines
Wrong emails
Incomplete logistics
Everything is off, but no one dares question it.
Another loyal subject in Kobra’s kingdom.
Another career built on enabling harm, punishing dissent, and keeping the dirty machine running.
We’re documenting it all.
And we're not done yet.
#CallOutTheBullies
Another career built on enabling harm, punishing dissent, and keeping the dirty machine running.
We’re documenting it all.
And we're not done yet.
#CallOutTheBullies
August 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Another loyal subject in Kobra’s kingdom.
Another career built on enabling harm, punishing dissent, and keeping the dirty machine running.
We’re documenting it all.
And we're not done yet.
#CallOutTheBullies
Another career built on enabling harm, punishing dissent, and keeping the dirty machine running.
We’re documenting it all.
And we're not done yet.
#CallOutTheBullies
He and the watchdog reportedly mock non-english staff openly in corridors.
He’s been overheard swearing about staff, using homophobic and racist slurs.
This isn’t just incompetence.
It’s a case study in how abusive systems protect themselves.
He’s been overheard swearing about staff, using homophobic and racist slurs.
This isn’t just incompetence.
It’s a case study in how abusive systems protect themselves.
August 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
He and the watchdog reportedly mock non-english staff openly in corridors.
He’s been overheard swearing about staff, using homophobic and racist slurs.
This isn’t just incompetence.
It’s a case study in how abusive systems protect themselves.
He’s been overheard swearing about staff, using homophobic and racist slurs.
This isn’t just incompetence.
It’s a case study in how abusive systems protect themselves.
August 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Along with them came even more disturbing accounts of how internal procedures didn’t just fail, they actively protected the gang and punished those who dared to speak.
It’s always the same rotten script:
Abuse ➝ Report ➝ Deflect ➝ Blame ➝ Retaliate ➝ Leave.
It’s always the same rotten script:
Abuse ➝ Report ➝ Deflect ➝ Blame ➝ Retaliate ➝ Leave.
August 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Along with them came even more disturbing accounts of how internal procedures didn’t just fail, they actively protected the gang and punished those who dared to speak.
It’s always the same rotten script:
Abuse ➝ Report ➝ Deflect ➝ Blame ➝ Retaliate ➝ Leave.
It’s always the same rotten script:
Abuse ➝ Report ➝ Deflect ➝ Blame ➝ Retaliate ➝ Leave.
Together, this couple run a department where loyalty trumps competence, and cruelty is policy.
#CallOutTheBullies
#CallOutTheBullies
August 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Together, this couple run a department where loyalty trumps competence, and cruelty is policy.
#CallOutTheBullies
#CallOutTheBullies
Complain? You’re labeled a liar or a trouble maker.
HR? Deaf.
Complaints? Buried.
Many have already been chased out, just for daring to speak up. Zero accountability. Why worry about conduct when your boss is also your bedtime story?
HR? Deaf.
Complaints? Buried.
Many have already been chased out, just for daring to speak up. Zero accountability. Why worry about conduct when your boss is also your bedtime story?
August 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Complain? You’re labeled a liar or a trouble maker.
HR? Deaf.
Complaints? Buried.
Many have already been chased out, just for daring to speak up. Zero accountability. Why worry about conduct when your boss is also your bedtime story?
HR? Deaf.
Complaints? Buried.
Many have already been chased out, just for daring to speak up. Zero accountability. Why worry about conduct when your boss is also your bedtime story?
Shaun’s power trip knows no bounds, he’s been seen barging into women’s toilets like he owns the place. No knock, no pause, no shame. In his mind, the department is Kobra’s kingdom, and he’s just making himself at home.
August 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Shaun’s power trip knows no bounds, he’s been seen barging into women’s toilets like he owns the place. No knock, no pause, no shame. In his mind, the department is Kobra’s kingdom, and he’s just making himself at home.
And the best part? If Kobra doesn’t like you for any kind of reason, Shaun lets the taps drip, the lights flicker, and the doors jam. His “maintenance” is as selective as his morality.
August 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
And the best part? If Kobra doesn’t like you for any kind of reason, Shaun lets the taps drip, the lights flicker, and the doors jam. His “maintenance” is as selective as his morality.
His true craft? Harassment, surveillance, and intimidation, all on behalf of Queen Kobra herself.
He times your toilet breaks, questions your whereabouts, patrol across corridors, shouts at lazy staff, and corners domestic team with threatening rants, then report you to Kobra.
He times your toilet breaks, questions your whereabouts, patrol across corridors, shouts at lazy staff, and corners domestic team with threatening rants, then report you to Kobra.
August 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
His true craft? Harassment, surveillance, and intimidation, all on behalf of Queen Kobra herself.
He times your toilet breaks, questions your whereabouts, patrol across corridors, shouts at lazy staff, and corners domestic team with threatening rants, then report you to Kobra.
He times your toilet breaks, questions your whereabouts, patrol across corridors, shouts at lazy staff, and corners domestic team with threatening rants, then report you to Kobra.
As we unpack the wet bandits,you'll see how it worked, who it hit hardest, and why no one is talking… yet.
Still more on Kobra's Tariffs on incoming funds that drove fellows away, no wonder the department is becoming a ghost town.
Still more on Kobra's Tariffs on incoming funds that drove fellows away, no wonder the department is becoming a ghost town.
July 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
As we unpack the wet bandits,you'll see how it worked, who it hit hardest, and why no one is talking… yet.
Still more on Kobra's Tariffs on incoming funds that drove fellows away, no wonder the department is becoming a ghost town.
Still more on Kobra's Tariffs on incoming funds that drove fellows away, no wonder the department is becoming a ghost town.
This isn’t administration. This is a regime of fear, guilt, and control.
Could the university audits investigate Kobra & Co.’s career advancements and reward point jumps over the past 3 years, they’ll see exactly what we’re talking about.
Could the university audits investigate Kobra & Co.’s career advancements and reward point jumps over the past 3 years, they’ll see exactly what we’re talking about.
July 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
This isn’t administration. This is a regime of fear, guilt, and control.
Could the university audits investigate Kobra & Co.’s career advancements and reward point jumps over the past 3 years, they’ll see exactly what we’re talking about.
Could the university audits investigate Kobra & Co.’s career advancements and reward point jumps over the past 3 years, they’ll see exactly what we’re talking about.
Many leave her office shattered, humiliated, convinced they owe their survival to her "generosity."
With senior academics? Same strategy. Public praise when useful, reminders that "she's very supportive to their group” as if the funding or space comes from her royal cupboard.
With senior academics? Same strategy. Public praise when useful, reminders that "she's very supportive to their group” as if the funding or space comes from her royal cupboard.
July 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Many leave her office shattered, humiliated, convinced they owe their survival to her "generosity."
With senior academics? Same strategy. Public praise when useful, reminders that "she's very supportive to their group” as if the funding or space comes from her royal cupboard.
With senior academics? Same strategy. Public praise when useful, reminders that "she's very supportive to their group” as if the funding or space comes from her royal cupboard.
4🔹Promotions? Title changes? Only for those who prove their loyalty & bark hard for it. The rest stay frozen, grateful just to exist.
5🔹When staff request flexible hours, overtime, or reward points, she reportedly snaps:
“You’re lucky to even work, paid more than you deserve.”
5🔹When staff request flexible hours, overtime, or reward points, she reportedly snaps:
“You’re lucky to even work, paid more than you deserve.”
July 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
4🔹Promotions? Title changes? Only for those who prove their loyalty & bark hard for it. The rest stay frozen, grateful just to exist.
5🔹When staff request flexible hours, overtime, or reward points, she reportedly snaps:
“You’re lucky to even work, paid more than you deserve.”
5🔹When staff request flexible hours, overtime, or reward points, she reportedly snaps:
“You’re lucky to even work, paid more than you deserve.”
3🔹 She dismantles long-established roles, strips useful tasks from competent staff, micromanages them into exhaustion, then watches them leave. Once gone, she rebuilds the role with a lower grade and a pity title, less pay, and hands it to a loyal follower.
July 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
3🔹 She dismantles long-established roles, strips useful tasks from competent staff, micromanages them into exhaustion, then watches them leave. Once gone, she rebuilds the role with a lower grade and a pity title, less pay, and hands it to a loyal follower.
1🔹 Hires underqualified candidates so she can control them for life. Grateful, anxious, and easy to manipulate, they become her puppets.
2🔹 Recruits family into handpicked role to keep her inner circle tight, protected and unchallenged.
2🔹 Recruits family into handpicked role to keep her inner circle tight, protected and unchallenged.
July 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
1🔹 Hires underqualified candidates so she can control them for life. Grateful, anxious, and easy to manipulate, they become her puppets.
2🔹 Recruits family into handpicked role to keep her inner circle tight, protected and unchallenged.
2🔹 Recruits family into handpicked role to keep her inner circle tight, protected and unchallenged.