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It's like the opening scene of 101 Dalmatians where everyone looks like their dogs except it's me and my cat's microbiome

Every time the garage man tells me he would buy my 17yo honda if I was selling it, I mentally take note that he has just confirmed that I do not need to get a newer car yet

I bet they could do it if I had an exoskeleton. I hate being internally skeleted

In an ideal world, I walk into the exam room, a doctor pops open the frontal bone of my skull like a car hood and then just really gets in there with like a bottle brush or algae scraper or something

(ALT: Wind loudly blowing snow completely sideways down a city street at night)

I forgot the LINKS
Millipede: arcanebullshit.com/products/mil...
Centipede: arcanebullshit.com/products/cen...

It's all really good is the main problem!!!

Paging @derekhennen.bsky.social

I kept this bookmarked since you replied and I am coming back days and days later to say you are right, this is the best website