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Bionicjoe
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The only person to not lie on the internet.
Elizabethtown was filmed in Versailles (VUR-sales).

Cocaine Bear was loosely based on "The Bluegrass Conspiracy" (a movie that won't get made until a few more people die.)
April 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Thanks #94!
"Hubbard's gotta convoy!"

Aside from the Hubbard-Yard Dash being a story book play Sam Hubbard got to play his entire career for his home college and pro team.
His final snap was also a touchdown with 513 on the clock.
March 6, 2025 at 1:07 AM
@thedrawplay.com spotted in NOLA.
February 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
February 2, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Glenn Beck was on CNN 25 years ago bitching about US healthcare.
He was on Fox News 15 years ago bitching Obamacare and "Oligarhy"
January 31, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Hello
January 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
75% of NFL champs finished top 3 in passer rating diff.

Just reg season numbers but PHI is the only team left that has played at a championship level (greater than +20 diff)

In 2022-23 KC was 7th. PHI was 3rd.

DET & BAL laid huge eggs w/ turnovers.

CIN really wasted a season.
LAR saved a season.
January 22, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Where can I learn how to create a bot to post the same image everyday so we never forget?
(Actual serious question)

There's an important image that has really been forgotten.
January 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
January 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
January 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Just upgraded my Pi-Hole when the Raspberry died after 7 years. (Ran it with a random power adapter for years.)

8 years later and it's even more necessary.
Originally my ad traffic would peak at 40% of DNS queries. Now it rarely drops below 40%.
January 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
What's taking so long you guys!?
January 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
What's up?
January 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Standard is the standard.
January 5, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Congrats to Joe Burrow, Ja'Marr Chase (starter), and Trey Hendrickson (starter) for making the Pro Bowl!

Have a beer!
January 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Bengals stadium blanket with bag featuring all 28 teams, including the AFC's Seahawks.
If you're an NFL historian you can narrow down to the year it was produced.
January 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Sorry @thedrawplay.com but thanks again for the help today!
December 30, 2024 at 5:34 AM
Found this #mushroom 10 days ago in the Red River Gorge in KY.
What is it?
I chopped off a piece and chewed it. Kinda made my tongue/mouth numb. Spit it out.
December 25, 2024 at 4:52 AM
NYPD: "We're looking for the shooter. We hope that he comes forward."

The public: "I AM SPARTACUS!"
December 5, 2024 at 6:02 PM