Bionicjoe
@bionicjoe.bsky.social
The only person to not lie on the internet.
A live look at America's standing and influence on the world stage.
In the end we're going to be left with cars, pollution, and a fucking McDonald's.
In the end we're going to be left with cars, pollution, and a fucking McDonald's.
WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil
December 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
A live look at America's standing and influence on the world stage.
In the end we're going to be left with cars, pollution, and a fucking McDonald's.
In the end we're going to be left with cars, pollution, and a fucking McDonald's.
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The writers gearing up for 2026:
December 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The writers gearing up for 2026:
I still hope Luigi gets off on a technicality.
It's the only example of justice I've seen in the past decade.
It's the only example of justice I've seen in the past decade.
December 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I still hope Luigi gets off on a technicality.
It's the only example of justice I've seen in the past decade.
It's the only example of justice I've seen in the past decade.
LinkedIn is the worst thing ever on the internet.
I'd take a hundred 4chan, SomethingAwful, and DrudgeReport sites over that bot-filled, temple of lies.
I'd take a hundred 4chan, SomethingAwful, and DrudgeReport sites over that bot-filled, temple of lies.
August 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
LinkedIn is the worst thing ever on the internet.
I'd take a hundred 4chan, SomethingAwful, and DrudgeReport sites over that bot-filled, temple of lies.
I'd take a hundred 4chan, SomethingAwful, and DrudgeReport sites over that bot-filled, temple of lies.
For those that may not know Georgetown is one the nicest neighborhoods in America.
It's wealthier than 93% of neighborhoods.
This is beyond stupid.
It's wealthier than 93% of neighborhoods.
This is beyond stupid.
FBI, DEA and other law enforcement recorded in Georgetown walking around
“There’s not much going on around here… maybe they’re practicing”
“There’s not much going on around here… maybe they’re practicing”
August 13, 2025 at 9:22 AM
For those that may not know Georgetown is one the nicest neighborhoods in America.
It's wealthier than 93% of neighborhoods.
This is beyond stupid.
It's wealthier than 93% of neighborhoods.
This is beyond stupid.
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Notable crime ridden... Georgetown? WTF?
FBI, DEA and other law enforcement recorded in Georgetown walking around
“There’s not much going on around here… maybe they’re practicing”
“There’s not much going on around here… maybe they’re practicing”
August 13, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Notable crime ridden... Georgetown? WTF?
Biden & Dems had 4 years to do something about Trump Didn't do shit. So he festered.
Dems won't stand up against insider trading. Rather they promote it.
Biden busted a union strike.
Democrats won't help with Wall Street corruption, gambling, workers rights, immigration reform, etc.
Dems won't stand up against insider trading. Rather they promote it.
Biden busted a union strike.
Democrats won't help with Wall Street corruption, gambling, workers rights, immigration reform, etc.
June 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Biden & Dems had 4 years to do something about Trump Didn't do shit. So he festered.
Dems won't stand up against insider trading. Rather they promote it.
Biden busted a union strike.
Democrats won't help with Wall Street corruption, gambling, workers rights, immigration reform, etc.
Dems won't stand up against insider trading. Rather they promote it.
Biden busted a union strike.
Democrats won't help with Wall Street corruption, gambling, workers rights, immigration reform, etc.
A post that would destroy Reddit:
"Luigi's brakes wouldn't retard his speed. So he threw it into reverse and blew up his tranny. The repair bill made him consider jumping off a bridge."
"Luigi's brakes wouldn't retard his speed. So he threw it into reverse and blew up his tranny. The repair bill made him consider jumping off a bridge."
May 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
A post that would destroy Reddit:
"Luigi's brakes wouldn't retard his speed. So he threw it into reverse and blew up his tranny. The repair bill made him consider jumping off a bridge."
"Luigi's brakes wouldn't retard his speed. So he threw it into reverse and blew up his tranny. The repair bill made him consider jumping off a bridge."
Look, people.
Shit happens when you're bombing the poorest nation on Earth on behalf of Israel.
Shit happens when you're bombing the poorest nation on Earth on behalf of Israel.
83 teachers working for a decade at the national average salary (~$72k/year) would *still* not hit the cost of one F/A-18 Super Hornet resting at the bottom of the Red Sea.
I miss DEI
May 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Look, people.
Shit happens when you're bombing the poorest nation on Earth on behalf of Israel.
Shit happens when you're bombing the poorest nation on Earth on behalf of Israel.
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83 teachers working for a decade at the national average salary (~$72k/year) would *still* not hit the cost of one F/A-18 Super Hornet resting at the bottom of the Red Sea.
May 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
83 teachers working for a decade at the national average salary (~$72k/year) would *still* not hit the cost of one F/A-18 Super Hornet resting at the bottom of the Red Sea.
Is there something more useless on the internet than Reddit?
My burner account was auto-flagged for "advocating physical harm" towards a person
An assassination attempt against Trump happened. That's just a matter of fact
Saying so isn't advocating for it
Also an attempt against Teddy Roosevelt
My burner account was auto-flagged for "advocating physical harm" towards a person
An assassination attempt against Trump happened. That's just a matter of fact
Saying so isn't advocating for it
Also an attempt against Teddy Roosevelt
April 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Is there something more useless on the internet than Reddit?
My burner account was auto-flagged for "advocating physical harm" towards a person
An assassination attempt against Trump happened. That's just a matter of fact
Saying so isn't advocating for it
Also an attempt against Teddy Roosevelt
My burner account was auto-flagged for "advocating physical harm" towards a person
An assassination attempt against Trump happened. That's just a matter of fact
Saying so isn't advocating for it
Also an attempt against Teddy Roosevelt
New hobby:
Going back 2-10 years to find videos of journalists & comedians that were talking about the problems in the Democratic party
No one predicted Trump winning again but they all predicted a right-wing dictator using the policies & strategies of the left against them.
I was in a bubble.
Going back 2-10 years to find videos of journalists & comedians that were talking about the problems in the Democratic party
No one predicted Trump winning again but they all predicted a right-wing dictator using the policies & strategies of the left against them.
I was in a bubble.
March 18, 2025 at 8:12 AM
New hobby:
Going back 2-10 years to find videos of journalists & comedians that were talking about the problems in the Democratic party
No one predicted Trump winning again but they all predicted a right-wing dictator using the policies & strategies of the left against them.
I was in a bubble.
Going back 2-10 years to find videos of journalists & comedians that were talking about the problems in the Democratic party
No one predicted Trump winning again but they all predicted a right-wing dictator using the policies & strategies of the left against them.
I was in a bubble.
Thanks #94!
"Hubbard's gotta convoy!"
Aside from the Hubbard-Yard Dash being a story book play Sam Hubbard got to play his entire career for his home college and pro team.
His final snap was also a touchdown with 513 on the clock.
"Hubbard's gotta convoy!"
Aside from the Hubbard-Yard Dash being a story book play Sam Hubbard got to play his entire career for his home college and pro team.
His final snap was also a touchdown with 513 on the clock.
March 6, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Thanks #94!
"Hubbard's gotta convoy!"
Aside from the Hubbard-Yard Dash being a story book play Sam Hubbard got to play his entire career for his home college and pro team.
His final snap was also a touchdown with 513 on the clock.
"Hubbard's gotta convoy!"
Aside from the Hubbard-Yard Dash being a story book play Sam Hubbard got to play his entire career for his home college and pro team.
His final snap was also a touchdown with 513 on the clock.
2019: "I listen JRE but I turn off for the last 45 minutes or so because it's just Joe ranting."
2025: *tune in for the same guest from 2019*
I made it 20 minutes before I turned it off. It's Joe ranting and the guest going "Uh huh".
2025: *tune in for the same guest from 2019*
I made it 20 minutes before I turned it off. It's Joe ranting and the guest going "Uh huh".
Congratulations to The Meidas Touch Podcast on toppling Joe Rogan from the top podcast spot! Rogan has been a platform for liars and election deniers.
www.thedailybeast.com/joe-rogan-re...
www.thedailybeast.com/joe-rogan-re...
Joe Rogan Fans Respond After He Loses Top Podcast Spot
The podcaster’s fans hit back after he lost his #1 ranking to an anti-Trump podcast.
www.thedailybeast.com
February 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
2019: "I listen JRE but I turn off for the last 45 minutes or so because it's just Joe ranting."
2025: *tune in for the same guest from 2019*
I made it 20 minutes before I turned it off. It's Joe ranting and the guest going "Uh huh".
2025: *tune in for the same guest from 2019*
I made it 20 minutes before I turned it off. It's Joe ranting and the guest going "Uh huh".
Listened to Rogan today. 1st time in months.
Turned it off after 15 mins of him ranting nonsense about Trump, LA Fires, and people stuck in their bubble.
I wanted to listen to gold miner guy that found all the fossils.
Interesting guest in 2019, in 2025 he's just going "Uh-huh" while Rogan rants.
Turned it off after 15 mins of him ranting nonsense about Trump, LA Fires, and people stuck in their bubble.
I wanted to listen to gold miner guy that found all the fossils.
Interesting guest in 2019, in 2025 he's just going "Uh-huh" while Rogan rants.
February 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Listened to Rogan today. 1st time in months.
Turned it off after 15 mins of him ranting nonsense about Trump, LA Fires, and people stuck in their bubble.
I wanted to listen to gold miner guy that found all the fossils.
Interesting guest in 2019, in 2025 he's just going "Uh-huh" while Rogan rants.
Turned it off after 15 mins of him ranting nonsense about Trump, LA Fires, and people stuck in their bubble.
I wanted to listen to gold miner guy that found all the fossils.
Interesting guest in 2019, in 2025 he's just going "Uh-huh" while Rogan rants.
Can anyone provide a real example of LinkedIn positively influencing their lives?
Despite what social media has become I have positive experiences from MySpace, Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.
Despite what social media has become I have positive experiences from MySpace, Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.
February 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Can anyone provide a real example of LinkedIn positively influencing their lives?
Despite what social media has become I have positive experiences from MySpace, Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.
Despite what social media has become I have positive experiences from MySpace, Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.
Thinking about looking up quotes from "The You You Are" and posting them on LinkedIn.
February 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Thinking about looking up quotes from "The You You Are" and posting them on LinkedIn.
I will never understand why YouTube videos have intro sections.
You can easily skip forward and it's a known rule that no matter the length of the video just skip the first 10%.
The first 6 minutes of a 1 hour vid are useless.
10 min video, skip 1 minute.
Never fails.
You can easily skip forward and it's a known rule that no matter the length of the video just skip the first 10%.
The first 6 minutes of a 1 hour vid are useless.
10 min video, skip 1 minute.
Never fails.
February 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I will never understand why YouTube videos have intro sections.
You can easily skip forward and it's a known rule that no matter the length of the video just skip the first 10%.
The first 6 minutes of a 1 hour vid are useless.
10 min video, skip 1 minute.
Never fails.
You can easily skip forward and it's a known rule that no matter the length of the video just skip the first 10%.
The first 6 minutes of a 1 hour vid are useless.
10 min video, skip 1 minute.
Never fails.
I bet this halftime show is really cool if you're there.
I don't think TV is selling it that well.
I don't think TV is selling it that well.
February 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I bet this halftime show is really cool if you're there.
I don't think TV is selling it that well.
I don't think TV is selling it that well.
Eagles were the only team playing at championship level 2 weeks ago based on "The Mother of all Stats"
Chiefs struggled with Bills. Bills had beaten them before & were not playing at a championship level
Eagles are just better, obvious since Nov.
PHI 28 (not 4 TDs though)
KC 22
Hurts MVP
Chiefs struggled with Bills. Bills had beaten them before & were not playing at a championship level
Eagles are just better, obvious since Nov.
PHI 28 (not 4 TDs though)
KC 22
Hurts MVP
February 9, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Eagles were the only team playing at championship level 2 weeks ago based on "The Mother of all Stats"
Chiefs struggled with Bills. Bills had beaten them before & were not playing at a championship level
Eagles are just better, obvious since Nov.
PHI 28 (not 4 TDs though)
KC 22
Hurts MVP
Chiefs struggled with Bills. Bills had beaten them before & were not playing at a championship level
Eagles are just better, obvious since Nov.
PHI 28 (not 4 TDs though)
KC 22
Hurts MVP
BURROW!!!!!
a bengals mascot is standing in front of a gate
ALT: a bengals mascot is standing in front of a gate
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
BURROW!!!!!
February 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
What's your good news?
February 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
What's your good news?
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