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Stories, jokes, and memes (mostly memes) about Mass Effect, Dragon Age, and the other games of BioWare. Not affiliated with BioWare or EA, can't offer tech support.
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Shepard and Miranda: go to the engine room

Everyone else on the Normandy:
An image of two shocked looking cats looking through a window.
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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I should go...
A scene from a nearly six hour long Mass Effect series retrospective on YouTube. At the top of the image is a text from 'Grandma' which reads "Are you bringing anyone to Thanksgiving this year dear?"
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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A sad looking Commander Shepard leaning against a wall. The text reads 'When you saw someone doing better than you at the only thing you're good at'.
November 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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An image of Commander Shepard in Afterlife with the batarian bar tender Forvan. The text reads 'I be like "never again" and guess what I did? Agained.'
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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An image of the Inquisitor standing next to piles of large cheese wheels on the ground. The text reads 'If you think about the vastness of space, & how enormous our galaxy is, & how small we are, I'm not really eating all that much cheese'.
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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An image of Sara Ryder and Cora in Mass Effect Andromeda. Cora is saying 'My coworker is 19. Are there any child labour laws that can save her?'
November 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Just don't let the Templars catch you
An image of the Circle of Magi from Dragon Age Origins. The text reads: 'teacher: welcome to witch school, the only place you're allowed to curse haha' 'kid: hell year mother fu-' 'teacher: not like that'
November 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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An image of Josephine in Dragon Age Inquisition. The text reads '"You should be the bigger person" absolutely not. I'm cursing his entire bloodline.'
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Purple Hawke would've said it out loud
An image of Hawke in Dragon Age II with a thought bubble and text reading 'When I said I liked it rough, I didn't mean my life'.
November 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Best purhcase every playthrough
A scene from Brooklyn 99. In the top panel, there's an image of Rosa next to the Aquarium VI from Mass Effect 3. Rosa says "Ugh, I can't believe I'm gonna spend 25,000 credits on it". In the second panel, Jake replies, "Well. You don't have to." In the final panel, Rosa says, "Nah, I'm gonna."
November 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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My Inquisitor every time they need to go down stairs in Skyhold
An image of a Kermit the Frog doll falling from a height down a stairwell.
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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An image of Liara from Mass Effect with text that reads "I love the term history buff. Just completely jacked with knowledge of the past. Bulging on Mesopotamia. A real linguistic anthropology beefcake. Shredded paleopathology stud. An absolute renaissance unit."
November 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Me at any social situation wondering how soon I can go home without it being rude
A GIF of Commander Shepard saying "I should go."
November 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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A screaming husk head, the ultimate in bedroom decor
An image of Shepard's quarter's on the Normandy in Mass Effect 3 with ship models, the space hamster, and the husk head from Dr. Bryson's lab. The text reads 'hey babe, sorry I have so many curios and relics scattered around my room'.
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Being dead will do that to you
An image of Renegade Shepard with full scarring and red eyes. The text reads 'sorry if I seem weird, it's just the past few years have reshaped my entire personality'.
November 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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No one:

Dragon Age II:
An image of Alucard from Hellsing. The text reads 'I'm bisexual which means you're all at risk'.
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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What happens on the Normandy...
A scene from The Predator (2018). In the top panel, a scientist asks 'You wanna know if someone fucked an alien?' The scientist in the bottom panel simply replies 'Yeah.'
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Mass Effect fans the day after N7 Day
The 'depressed man' meme in which a guy is sitting alone at a table, on a large swing chair, and in his back garden looking forlorn.
November 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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An image of Kasumi in Donovon Hock's vault with text reading "just bc I break into your house doesn't mean imma take something, maybe I just want to look around damn."
July 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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The alien crabs on Virmire just minding their own business when Shepard visits
An image of a skeleton in a fiery explosion.
July 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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From left to right, an image of Jack, Shepard, and Miranda with text reading 'You can just comment "you two look nice" on a photo of 3 people. It's free and legal'.
July 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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A picture of Joker and EDI with text which reads "I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny".
July 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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An image of Kai Leng with text reading "I hope this email kills us both".
July 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Text reading: HR: Please complete this anonymous survey about your manager's performance. Completely confidential. Followed by 'Manager next morning' and a picture of Renegade Shepard with glowing red eyes.
July 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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More like 111 times
An image of a person saying 'You've finished that game like ten times already' while trying to drag another person away from Mass Effect Legendary Edition who's saying 'but not eleven times'.
July 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM