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BioWare Problems
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Stories, jokes, and memes (mostly memes) about Mass Effect, Dragon Age, and the other games of BioWare. Not affiliated with BioWare or EA, can't offer tech support.
Anyone in the galaxy: tries to tell off Shepard

Shepard:
January 18, 2026 at 5:00 PM
January 16, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Me at the end of Mass Effect with 9,999,999 credits and nothing to spend it on
January 15, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Blood mages in Dragon Age at the first sign of trouble
January 14, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Varric: And that's what happened.

Cassandra: I don't believe you. Where's Hawke?

Varric: I don't know.

Cassandra:
January 13, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Game: Has a puzzle the developers thought would be easy

Me:
January 12, 2026 at 5:00 PM
January 11, 2026 at 5:00 PM
January 10, 2026 at 5:00 PM
January 9, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Sure, break ups suck, but have you ever experienced true heartbreak?
January 8, 2026 at 5:00 PM
January 7, 2026 at 5:00 PM
January 6, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Garrus: *Gets a missile to the face*
FemShep:
January 5, 2026 at 5:00 PM
January 4, 2026 at 5:00 PM
January 2, 2026 at 5:00 PM
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Me on New Year's Eve
December 31, 2025 at 5:09 PM
How I look at people doing last minute Christmas shopping when they're getting in the way of my last minute Christmas shopping
December 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Game studio: We've announced our new game!

Fans: Great, when is it coming out?

Game studio:
December 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
December 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
When your love interest disapproves of a choice you make so you reload an earlier save
December 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
When you realise that the synthesis ending is what you spent the entire first game fighting Saren to prevent
December 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
December 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
December 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Me giving the companions Feastday gifts as soon as possible in Origins
December 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM