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Stories, jokes, and memes (mostly memes) about Mass Effect, Dragon Age, and the other games of BioWare. Not affiliated with BioWare or EA, can't offer tech support.
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Anyone in the galaxy: tries to tell off Shepard

Shepard:
January 18, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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An image of Haestrom in Mass Effect 2 with the planet's harsh sun visible in the background. The text reads "What? No, I'm not a vampire. Watch, I can literally go in the sun ( -1hp) (-1hp) (-1hp) (-1hp) (-1hp) (-1hp) (-1hp) (-1hp) (-1hp)(-1hp) (-1hp) (-1hp)"
January 16, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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Me at the end of Mass Effect with 9,999,999 credits and nothing to spend it on
A woman sitting with her arms folded on the floor in front of a large pile of cash looking distinctly unimpressed.
January 15, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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Blood mages in Dragon Age at the first sign of trouble
An image of a man holding a gun towards the camera while he points another gun towards his own head.
January 14, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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Varric: And that's what happened.

Cassandra: I don't believe you. Where's Hawke?

Varric: I don't know.

Cassandra:
An image of Leonardo DiCaprio at the 2026 Golden Globes smiling and giving a thumbs up.
January 13, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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Game: Has a puzzle the developers thought would be easy

Me:
A picture of Ariana Grande surrounded by complex equations.
January 12, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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An image of Saren on Virmire surrounded by Geth in Mass Effect. The text reads "I would know if I was being slowly corrupted by insidious forces beyond my comprehension. I would comprehend it easily".
January 11, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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An image of Blackwall in Dragon Age Inquisition. The text reads 'I cannot stress enough how important it is to lie to your cowokers'.
January 10, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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An image of Commander Shepard and Steve Cortez in Shepard's apartment on the Citadel. The text reads 'if god wanted us to be heterosexual, he wouldn't have made boys... like that. 'This is a post for both MLM and WLW.'
January 9, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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Sure, break ups suck, but have you ever experienced true heartbreak?
An image of Dragon Age Origins' home menu with a message reading 'Character limit reached. You must remove all save games of an existing character before creating a new character.'
January 8, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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An image of Tali's trial in Mass Effect 2. Tali is standing with Shepard while Garrus is sitting in the background. The text reads "[flirting with the judge] so, is there a mr. demeanor"?
January 7, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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An image of Liara crying. The text reads: People: Death is not the end. Me: THERE'S MORE!?
January 6, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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Garrus: *Gets a missile to the face*
FemShep:
An image of Emilia Clarke's Qi'ra in Solo. The text reads "You look good. A little rough around the edges, but good."
January 5, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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The text reads: Me: "I should have about $200 left" Bank balance: $4.43 Me: An image of Solas looking depressed
January 4, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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An image of Ser-Pounce-a-Lot and Anders. The text reads 'My major skills are Being Weird and Petting Cats, and so far this has not translated into Financial Success'.
January 2, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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An image of Miranda in her office on the Normandy. The text reads 'New Year's Resolutions are actually really isolating for those of us who are already perfect :/ '
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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Me on New Year's Eve
An image of Commander Shepard completely serious before and after midnight but doing the Shepard shuffle dance at 12am.
December 31, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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How I look at people doing last minute Christmas shopping when they're getting in the way of my last minute Christmas shopping
An image of Renegade Shepard with red glowing eyes.
December 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Game studio: We've announced our new game!

Fans: Great, when is it coming out?

Game studio:
An image of a woman looking towards the camera and saying 'I'll see you again in 25 years'.
December 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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An image of Shepard and Liara holding hands in the Commander's apartment on the Citadel. The text reads 'crazy how through all of this I'm still horny. The human spirit is unbreakable'.
December 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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When your love interest disapproves of a choice you make so you reload an earlier save
An image of Jonathan Frakes in Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction with text reading "No", "Wrong", "It never happened", "It's a total fabrication", and so on.
December 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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When you realise that the synthesis ending is what you spent the entire first game fighting Saren to prevent
A reaction image of a shocked looking woman.
December 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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An image of Jack in cryo stasis on Purgatory. The text reads, "oh, so when other people go outside it's 'good for their health' and 'highly recommended', it's only when I do it that it's a 'containment breach' and a 'high-level threat to public safety and security', huh?"
December 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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An image of Commander Shepard speaking to the Citadel Council. The text reads, "There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the cancelled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?"
December 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Me giving the companions Feastday gifts as soon as possible in Origins
An image of Alistair in Dragon Age Origins with the Grey Warden doll.
December 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM