Bioxz
bioxz.bsky.social
Bioxz
@bioxz.bsky.social
Not dead yet.
Happy work anniversary, and happy actual anniversary in advance! 🎉
January 9, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Looks regal! 👑
January 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
I mean, Reggie doesn't even need to come up with a crude insult, after all these years he's got enough dirt on Archie to get him turbo-cancelled.
January 6, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Well, it's not like he can sell the idea that Mark Carney is a terroristic despot... it's not like that's something that a good chunk of Canadians already believe...

... Shit.
January 4, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Well, not really a secret, just throwing stuff in a pan and guesstimating if that was too much salt/pepper/spice, then adding more anyway.

Thanks, happy ya like!
December 31, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Dunno, maybe I'm shadowbanned for eating shrimps whole, tails and all. (If my mom ran Bluesky.)
December 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Passive-aggressiveness keeps our aggressive-aggressiveness at bay during the holidays.
December 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Oddly enough, the sound actually DID cut out near the climax of Attack of the Clones when we were watching the premiere.

The nerd rage in that theatre was actually quite mild, with one guy even shouting "Guys, it's probably for the best."
December 17, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I'd love for this to be some kind of spiritual successor to Conker's Bad Fur Day, but unlike Conker, I hope Bradley keeps his wholesome personality while all this carnage and mind-fuckery happens around him.
December 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I actually recall an episode of Raymond where Frank tells Hank that he sometimes takes his shoes off before taking a mid-day nap in his bed.

This bristles against Hank's Christian sensibilities.
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December 9, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I almost wish I had been into FIFA games so I could stop.
December 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Yeh.

I think I'll wait until a version of the console comes bundled with "Mario Galaxy 3" or "Zelda Finally Gives Link a Handjob" or whatever ends up being its Killer App.
December 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Gotta stop holding Santa Claus Parades in negative double digits.
December 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Closest I've been to pussy in 18 years.
December 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
If you want that sweet, sweet China market money, then yes. Yes you will.
December 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM