The Dream Eaters: Get Off My Dick
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January 3, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Merry Jingle Day to y'all! 🎅
Hope everyone's day is going magically, and that y'all enjoyed an unhealthy breakfast that you'll be working off well into the New Year.
Hope everyone's day is going magically, and that y'all enjoyed an unhealthy breakfast that you'll be working off well into the New Year.
December 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Merry Jingle Day to y'all! 🎅
Hope everyone's day is going magically, and that y'all enjoyed an unhealthy breakfast that you'll be working off well into the New Year.
Hope everyone's day is going magically, and that y'all enjoyed an unhealthy breakfast that you'll be working off well into the New Year.
Once again, me and my family will be playing "Christmas Standoff", where after mutually agreeing to not get each other gifts, we sit around glaring distrustingly at each other, wait to see who'll pull out their first red box before we all whip 'em out and point them threateningly at each other. 🎁
December 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Once again, me and my family will be playing "Christmas Standoff", where after mutually agreeing to not get each other gifts, we sit around glaring distrustingly at each other, wait to see who'll pull out their first red box before we all whip 'em out and point them threateningly at each other. 🎁
Welp, beat #MetroidPrime4.
Overall, it was okay. Beginning part was meh, picked up steam in the middle, but then it kinda limped across the finish line.
I really think the next Metroid title should do away with the traditional power ups and give Samus a completely new array of abilities.
Overall, it was okay. Beginning part was meh, picked up steam in the middle, but then it kinda limped across the finish line.
I really think the next Metroid title should do away with the traditional power ups and give Samus a completely new array of abilities.
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December 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Welp, beat #MetroidPrime4.
Overall, it was okay. Beginning part was meh, picked up steam in the middle, but then it kinda limped across the finish line.
I really think the next Metroid title should do away with the traditional power ups and give Samus a completely new array of abilities.
Overall, it was okay. Beginning part was meh, picked up steam in the middle, but then it kinda limped across the finish line.
I really think the next Metroid title should do away with the traditional power ups and give Samus a completely new array of abilities.
Yes, he's a thoroughly disgusting and evil man.
He's also just smart enough to know when and how to weaponize it when he needs to.
Epstein files. Don't let him distract you.
He's also just smart enough to know when and how to weaponize it when he needs to.
Epstein files. Don't let him distract you.
December 16, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Yes, he's a thoroughly disgusting and evil man.
He's also just smart enough to know when and how to weaponize it when he needs to.
Epstein files. Don't let him distract you.
He's also just smart enough to know when and how to weaponize it when he needs to.
Epstein files. Don't let him distract you.
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie.
December 9, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie.
Mulling over upgrading to the #Switch2 this Christmas, but I'm still iffy about it, given the lack of exclusives so far.
(I wanna grab #MetroidPrime4, too, but the Switch1 version honestly don't look too bad for just 10$ less.)
To anyone out there who already went in, you happy with it?
(I wanna grab #MetroidPrime4, too, but the Switch1 version honestly don't look too bad for just 10$ less.)
To anyone out there who already went in, you happy with it?
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December 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Mulling over upgrading to the #Switch2 this Christmas, but I'm still iffy about it, given the lack of exclusives so far.
(I wanna grab #MetroidPrime4, too, but the Switch1 version honestly don't look too bad for just 10$ less.)
To anyone out there who already went in, you happy with it?
(I wanna grab #MetroidPrime4, too, but the Switch1 version honestly don't look too bad for just 10$ less.)
To anyone out there who already went in, you happy with it?
I actually had a really good weekend with my parents.
... Froze my dick off, but still got the warm and tinglies where it counts. ♥️
... Froze my dick off, but still got the warm and tinglies where it counts. ♥️
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December 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I actually had a really good weekend with my parents.
... Froze my dick off, but still got the warm and tinglies where it counts. ♥️
... Froze my dick off, but still got the warm and tinglies where it counts. ♥️
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Also HEY WOW the characters from this sexy mind control pic are available in TWO sexy mind control books at the @furplanet.com table at Midwest Furfest RIGHT NOW!
(I mean in the morning, obviously, the dealers den is closed RIGHT now)
(And always at furplanet.com/shop/search.... )
#furryhypno
(I mean in the morning, obviously, the dealers den is closed RIGHT now)
(And always at furplanet.com/shop/search.... )
#furryhypno
December 6, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Also HEY WOW the characters from this sexy mind control pic are available in TWO sexy mind control books at the @furplanet.com table at Midwest Furfest RIGHT NOW!
(I mean in the morning, obviously, the dealers den is closed RIGHT now)
(And always at furplanet.com/shop/search.... )
#furryhypno
(I mean in the morning, obviously, the dealers den is closed RIGHT now)
(And always at furplanet.com/shop/search.... )
#furryhypno
Statistically speaking, fuck 'em.
December 6, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Statistically speaking, fuck 'em.
This is one thing I WOULD put Pete Hegseth in charge of, since I'm sure that psychopath would upgrade this to take out horsefies/deerflies and also double tap the fuckers.
(Why yes, I DID grow up in the country.)
(Why yes, I DID grow up in the country.)
December 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
This is one thing I WOULD put Pete Hegseth in charge of, since I'm sure that psychopath would upgrade this to take out horsefies/deerflies and also double tap the fuckers.
(Why yes, I DID grow up in the country.)
(Why yes, I DID grow up in the country.)
"Fuck, some prick just dumped his coke in the tampon donation bin! It's a fucking mess in there!"
ME: "All right, I'll clean it out. This isn't going to look very dignified, but..."
*Camera shutter sounds*
ME: "... What was that??"
ME: "All right, I'll clean it out. This isn't going to look very dignified, but..."
*Camera shutter sounds*
ME: "... What was that??"
December 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
"Fuck, some prick just dumped his coke in the tampon donation bin! It's a fucking mess in there!"
ME: "All right, I'll clean it out. This isn't going to look very dignified, but..."
*Camera shutter sounds*
ME: "... What was that??"
ME: "All right, I'll clean it out. This isn't going to look very dignified, but..."
*Camera shutter sounds*
ME: "... What was that??"
... Today was a good fuckin' day.
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
... Today was a good fuckin' day.
Post your getaway vehicle:
November 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Post your getaway vehicle:
Well, it took some fucking doing and a couple of close calls with some violent junkies, but building management has finally been convinced to start pressing charges against the repeat offenders instead of just escorting them out and letting them walk right back in all the time.
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November 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Well, it took some fucking doing and a couple of close calls with some violent junkies, but building management has finally been convinced to start pressing charges against the repeat offenders instead of just escorting them out and letting them walk right back in all the time.
I get my haircuts from a friend who has two aggressively friendly pitbulls.
I was already impressed how well she could still cut my hair despite them jumping all over me and knocking the chair around.
Last night, they added an extra layer to the challenge by just straight up humping the chair.
I was already impressed how well she could still cut my hair despite them jumping all over me and knocking the chair around.
Last night, they added an extra layer to the challenge by just straight up humping the chair.
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November 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I get my haircuts from a friend who has two aggressively friendly pitbulls.
I was already impressed how well she could still cut my hair despite them jumping all over me and knocking the chair around.
Last night, they added an extra layer to the challenge by just straight up humping the chair.
I was already impressed how well she could still cut my hair despite them jumping all over me and knocking the chair around.
Last night, they added an extra layer to the challenge by just straight up humping the chair.
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Do your part! The sooner this all dies, the sooner we can start rebuilding. And the less awful the crash will be. It's still gonna SUCK. Butt here's levels of suck, based on how much money is dumped/burned on this shit.
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
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November 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Do your part! The sooner this all dies, the sooner we can start rebuilding. And the less awful the crash will be. It's still gonna SUCK. Butt here's levels of suck, based on how much money is dumped/burned on this shit.
There's an unhealthy percentage of my bad moods that can only be alleviated by certain people getting hit by full-speed cement trucks.
November 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
There's an unhealthy percentage of my bad moods that can only be alleviated by certain people getting hit by full-speed cement trucks.
The first season of #Pantheon had this really great, slow burn, thought-provoking and philosophical plotline.
Then the second season had a balls-to-the-wall plotline where Steve Jobs came back from the dead and became an anime supervillain bent of world domination.
And I loved every second of it.
Then the second season had a balls-to-the-wall plotline where Steve Jobs came back from the dead and became an anime supervillain bent of world domination.
And I loved every second of it.
November 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The first season of #Pantheon had this really great, slow burn, thought-provoking and philosophical plotline.
Then the second season had a balls-to-the-wall plotline where Steve Jobs came back from the dead and became an anime supervillain bent of world domination.
And I loved every second of it.
Then the second season had a balls-to-the-wall plotline where Steve Jobs came back from the dead and became an anime supervillain bent of world domination.
And I loved every second of it.
Dear God
Please make the world normal again and I promise I'll never again act like dumb celebrity bullshit and being assaulted with "Poker Face" on the radio all the $#@?!'ing time is the worst shit a human could have to suffer through.
K'thxs.
Please make the world normal again and I promise I'll never again act like dumb celebrity bullshit and being assaulted with "Poker Face" on the radio all the $#@?!'ing time is the worst shit a human could have to suffer through.
K'thxs.
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Dear God
Please make the world normal again and I promise I'll never again act like dumb celebrity bullshit and being assaulted with "Poker Face" on the radio all the $#@?!'ing time is the worst shit a human could have to suffer through.
K'thxs.
Please make the world normal again and I promise I'll never again act like dumb celebrity bullshit and being assaulted with "Poker Face" on the radio all the $#@?!'ing time is the worst shit a human could have to suffer through.
K'thxs.
CO-WORKER: Hey, Mike, want some cookies to take home?
ME: What kind are they?
CO-WORKER: Peanut butter...
ME: OOOO, PEANUT BUTTER!!! *Scarfs one immediately*
CO-WORKER: ... and pot.
ME:
ME: What kind are they?
CO-WORKER: Peanut butter...
ME: OOOO, PEANUT BUTTER!!! *Scarfs one immediately*
CO-WORKER: ... and pot.
ME:
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November 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
CO-WORKER: Hey, Mike, want some cookies to take home?
ME: What kind are they?
CO-WORKER: Peanut butter...
ME: OOOO, PEANUT BUTTER!!! *Scarfs one immediately*
CO-WORKER: ... and pot.
ME:
ME: What kind are they?
CO-WORKER: Peanut butter...
ME: OOOO, PEANUT BUTTER!!! *Scarfs one immediately*
CO-WORKER: ... and pot.
ME:
Honestly, the Cheney news just feels like a sad reminder that no matter how horrific their crimes, no matter how many lives they ruined or destroyed, it is insanely rare that criminals occupying the highest positions of power are ever made to pay for them.
Same will probably be the case with Trump.
Same will probably be the case with Trump.
November 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Honestly, the Cheney news just feels like a sad reminder that no matter how horrific their crimes, no matter how many lives they ruined or destroyed, it is insanely rare that criminals occupying the highest positions of power are ever made to pay for them.
Same will probably be the case with Trump.
Same will probably be the case with Trump.
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This is just gender affirming care.
Dick is gone, Bush remains.
November 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
This is just gender affirming care.
Muddying the waters of the whole "Empathy" debate is just how subjective the term can be to certain people.
Like, say, said people's definition seems to be "I'm having a shitty day, so you have to be nice to me no matter how much of an asshole I am to you."
Like, say, said people's definition seems to be "I'm having a shitty day, so you have to be nice to me no matter how much of an asshole I am to you."
November 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Muddying the waters of the whole "Empathy" debate is just how subjective the term can be to certain people.
Like, say, said people's definition seems to be "I'm having a shitty day, so you have to be nice to me no matter how much of an asshole I am to you."
Like, say, said people's definition seems to be "I'm having a shitty day, so you have to be nice to me no matter how much of an asshole I am to you."
CO-WORKER: "Hey, Mike, what's going on here?"
ME, FORGETTING THAT I'M WEARING HALLOWEEN MAKEUP: "Nawmuch. Just got my flu-shot."
CO-WORKER: "Oh... So, is this, like, a political statement?"
ME: "Huh?"
CO-WORKER: "Just didn't have you figured for an anti-vaxxer."
ME: "... WHAT??!"
ME, FORGETTING THAT I'M WEARING HALLOWEEN MAKEUP: "Nawmuch. Just got my flu-shot."
CO-WORKER: "Oh... So, is this, like, a political statement?"
ME: "Huh?"
CO-WORKER: "Just didn't have you figured for an anti-vaxxer."
ME: "... WHAT??!"
October 31, 2025 at 8:31 PM
CO-WORKER: "Hey, Mike, what's going on here?"
ME, FORGETTING THAT I'M WEARING HALLOWEEN MAKEUP: "Nawmuch. Just got my flu-shot."
CO-WORKER: "Oh... So, is this, like, a political statement?"
ME: "Huh?"
CO-WORKER: "Just didn't have you figured for an anti-vaxxer."
ME: "... WHAT??!"
ME, FORGETTING THAT I'M WEARING HALLOWEEN MAKEUP: "Nawmuch. Just got my flu-shot."
CO-WORKER: "Oh... So, is this, like, a political statement?"
ME: "Huh?"
CO-WORKER: "Just didn't have you figured for an anti-vaxxer."
ME: "... WHAT??!"