The Lord's Ryan ✝️🔨🔩
@2intheshinx.bsky.social
If my friends are not safe with you, you are not safe with me. ❤️
NSFW. It gets unhinged here.
👬Married 📍central AL
https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/349SV95XDBKH1?ref_=wl_share
NSFW. It gets unhinged here.
👬Married 📍central AL
https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/349SV95XDBKH1?ref_=wl_share
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Since this is a new account.
Hi. Im Ryan. Im kinda stupid. Mostly unhinged. Think himbo but with ✨️spite✨️.
Huge nerd. Will argue about comic books, action figures, and women's pro wrestling.
Misogyny, transphobia, homophobia, ableism, and racism are the quickest ways to never hear from me again. 🥰
Hi. Im Ryan. Im kinda stupid. Mostly unhinged. Think himbo but with ✨️spite✨️.
Huge nerd. Will argue about comic books, action figures, and women's pro wrestling.
Misogyny, transphobia, homophobia, ableism, and racism are the quickest ways to never hear from me again. 🥰
Advent calendar but its just someone giving me $5000 every day until Christmas. 👉👈
November 26, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Advent calendar but its just someone giving me $5000 every day until Christmas. 👉👈
I am having lots of fun unblocking them once a day to see if any of my mutuals have decided to out themselves as racists.
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I am having lots of fun unblocking them once a day to see if any of my mutuals have decided to out themselves as racists.
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TUMMY TUESDEE 🐮🐶🍖 Please rub
November 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
TUMMY TUESDEE 🐮🐶🍖 Please rub
Taking up an entire aisle in the grocery store when you didnt need to and you can clearly see other people needing to go through the area youre blocking.
12. What is a common behavior you see in public that immediately tells you everything you need to know about a person?
November 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Taking up an entire aisle in the grocery store when you didnt need to and you can clearly see other people needing to go through the area youre blocking.
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November 25, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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They creampied you then ghosted you? Call that left on bred
November 25, 2025 at 12:21 PM
They creampied you then ghosted you? Call that left on bred
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If I have to, I’m going comfy. Joggers it is.
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
If I have to, I’m going comfy. Joggers it is.
Finally! A hot take thats actually bad and not just one that sounds bad but everyone was thinking it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Finally! A hot take thats actually bad and not just one that sounds bad but everyone was thinking it.
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I had a few drinks in the hot tub boat today 😅
July 4, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I had a few drinks in the hot tub boat today 😅
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A lil morning leg flexing.
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
A lil morning leg flexing.
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
Hubby driving to the store before he has to go to work to bring me coffee 🥰
Pretty sure he loves me.
Pretty sure hes getting head when he gets home.
Pretty sure he loves me.
Pretty sure hes getting head when he gets home.
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Hubby driving to the store before he has to go to work to bring me coffee 🥰
Pretty sure he loves me.
Pretty sure hes getting head when he gets home.
Pretty sure he loves me.
Pretty sure hes getting head when he gets home.
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November 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I cant wait til Friday because every time anyone gets a little bit mouthy I can be like "Denita, its christmas".
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I cant wait til Friday because every time anyone gets a little bit mouthy I can be like "Denita, its christmas".
If i call you "my guy" ive either just insulted you or im about to.
November 25, 2025 at 6:23 AM
If i call you "my guy" ive either just insulted you or im about to.
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This Sagat figure from the magnificent Ultra Street Fighter II line from Jada Toys also arrived today. He’s a big boi!
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
This Sagat figure from the magnificent Ultra Street Fighter II line from Jada Toys also arrived today. He’s a big boi!
There's seriously an account called "white alpha males" and its just a celebration of white models and I had mutuals with it. 🤮
Had.
Had.
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
There's seriously an account called "white alpha males" and its just a celebration of white models and I had mutuals with it. 🤮
Had.
Had.
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let's get in this shower
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
let's get in this shower
I miss these. I want them back. Im willing to sacrifice almost all of you for them.
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I miss these. I want them back. Im willing to sacrifice almost all of you for them.
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Nihilego is almost done. Then I have to work on Trubbish next.
November 24, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Nihilego is almost done. Then I have to work on Trubbish next.
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How does clickbait work if no one is actually clicking and reading the article?
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
How does clickbait work if no one is actually clicking and reading the article?
Im not going to google that name, but the name itself has deserves to be floated vibes.
float James Carville out to sea on a barge
November 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Im not going to google that name, but the name itself has deserves to be floated vibes.
"You're favorite celebrity is on the list"
First of all, my favorite celebrity is too busy occupying oil rigs and saving whales to be partying on a child island.
First of all, my favorite celebrity is too busy occupying oil rigs and saving whales to be partying on a child island.
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
"You're favorite celebrity is on the list"
First of all, my favorite celebrity is too busy occupying oil rigs and saving whales to be partying on a child island.
First of all, my favorite celebrity is too busy occupying oil rigs and saving whales to be partying on a child island.