Ryan (pocket top)
@2intheshinx.bsky.social
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If my friends are not safe with you, you are not safe with me. ❤️ NSFW. It gets unhinged here. 👬Married 📍central AL https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/349SV95XDBKH1?ref_=wl_share
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2intheshinx.bsky.social
Since this is a new account.
Hi. Im Ryan. Im kinda stupid. Mostly unhinged. Think himbo but with ✨️spite✨️.
Huge nerd. Will argue about comic books, action figures, and women's pro wrestling.
Misogyny, transphobia, homophobia, ableism, and racism are the quickest ways to never hear from me again. 🥰
2intheshinx.bsky.social
Same.
These were made for someone smaller than me. These would have been good when I was still purging.
The waist fits but the cut just isnt for me.
2intheshinx.bsky.social
As expected, these were not made for a cornfed boy. 😂
But honestly, they're comfortable as comfortable gets.
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nightvisionsboy.bsky.social
Pretty sure my neighbor’s just using yard work as an excuse to look over the fence again 😏
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Also dont call me out like that. 😂 you dont know!
2intheshinx.bsky.social
When the dementia starts and I forget my nieces exist, ill still remember that photo. 😂
2intheshinx.bsky.social
Its been burned into my memory for years.
2intheshinx.bsky.social
Its so fucking thick. You could quite literally bury your face in it. 🥵
2intheshinx.bsky.social
Honestly I doubt id be able to do much. At least not on round 1. 😂
2intheshinx.bsky.social
Thats the one. 🥵🥵🥵 Jesus christ.
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2intheshinx.bsky.social
But I would assume its from the same 15 minute span.
2intheshinx.bsky.social
Nope. Different angle. Closer.
2intheshinx.bsky.social
Ill take both. But only if youre offering.
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There's like 4 asses on the internet that i immediately recognize without seeing who posted it. And this was the first one I ever memorized. 😂
2intheshinx.bsky.social
Mine are in the linen closet outside my bathroom. But the one i use for my face in the morning goes immediately in my shower caddy for shower time later.
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bullypop.bsky.social
Just takin advantage of the natural light. 🍑🐮
A photo of my butt. I’m ass up on the bed, the bedroom ahead of me painted an orange color.
2intheshinx.bsky.social
That may have been overly rude. Im not wrong though.
2intheshinx.bsky.social
Like I knew you were white when I opened your shower curtain and didnt see a wash rag or a loofah. I hate being told things I already know.
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lolovonz.bsky.social
Hey y’all, I need help. I owe on back rent and this job is giving me little to no hours. I’ve been pretty depressed about it which is why I haven’t been posting
as much.

My goal is $500 by October $15, I take CashApp, Venmo or PayPal. Please consider donating or just sharing this post. Thank you 🩵
2intheshinx.bsky.social
Im all for them taking over. They are majestic and look extra pullable. 🥰