My time on the college newspaper copy desk gave me a real love for ruthlessly pursuing a style guide's contradictions to their logical conclusions, readability and reasonableness be damned. The style guide as suicide pact

Hooting, hollering, etc

What's the deal with "kinetic" anyway? When you fire off a bunch of weaponry from a jet things do have a tendency to be moving around, yes. Not sure that it merits particular emphasis

I wonder. He's incredibly hateful, of course, so much so that he may both recognize that this was said about the Jewish refugees of the 19th and 20th centuries and believe it. He hates them for being "weak," hates himself for being related to them, hates his ancestors for giving birth to him.

I desperately want to close my emails with "your most humble and obedient servant," but have been told it makes me seem "insane"

He was 52

I made a wiki for our d&d game! I made an event calendar for shows I want to see in town! I got a stupid domain name for my email address! It all looks like it was made with, like, angelfire web tools! The internet can still be fun!

chalamydia

Holding out for the @klingonpopwarrior.com version

sunshine: comes from heaven, bright, warm, gives life too all

oil: a disgusting and poisonous black ichor that has to be sucked from the bowels of the earth, literally made of death

C+C Music Factory:

I wonder, I was Star Wars Age (12) when Phantom Menace came out and I remember seeing it in the theater with my mom and thinking, perhaps for the first time, "oh, acting is something you can be bad at"

Okay so the green states? Those are the reddest ones. And the red ones? Those are the least red. And the redder the state? Right, the less red it is.

Taxation is good! It's a cheaper and more efficient way to pay for general public needs and services! Raise my taxes!

Hell yeah where my Harding heads at

Is having the world's most punchable face considered an asset, politically?