Yeah, those are my beliefs
November 20, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Yeah, those are my beliefs
I was accused of “dancing normal”
November 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I was accused of “dancing normal”
really leaning into my work brand as "that bird guy"
October 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
really leaning into my work brand as "that bird guy"
(No, everyone owns both a car and a golf cart. Houses start at $500k)
- the cocktail menu
- the cocktail menu
October 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
(No, everyone owns both a car and a golf cart. Houses start at $500k)
- the cocktail menu
- the cocktail menu
My car shopping strategy is to look through the IMCdB page for cars used in Crash (1996)
October 10, 2025 at 9:11 AM
My car shopping strategy is to look through the IMCdB page for cars used in Crash (1996)
London has the most insane cigarettes I’ve ever smoked (leaf-wrapped crushes that taste like Pepperidge Farm Milano’s)
July 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
London has the most insane cigarettes I’ve ever smoked (leaf-wrapped crushes that taste like Pepperidge Farm Milano’s)
My friend was just in Portugal and oh my lordie
June 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
My friend was just in Portugal and oh my lordie
Forever branded as a sculpture appreciator (Tower of the Sun - both deeply symbolic and a dick joke)
June 20, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Forever branded as a sculpture appreciator (Tower of the Sun - both deeply symbolic and a dick joke)
Whomst else getting dicked down this summer?
June 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Whomst else getting dicked down this summer?
Are you wearing…the aimaxes?
May 3, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Are you wearing…the aimaxes?
Cute girl at roof party: what do you think of that house at 24th and Dolores?
Me: I hate it. Awkward massing, out of proportion to neighboring buildings, like Scandinavian minimalism meets SF McMansion
Girl: …my fiancé is the architect
Me: I hate it. Awkward massing, out of proportion to neighboring buildings, like Scandinavian minimalism meets SF McMansion
Girl: …my fiancé is the architect
March 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Cute girl at roof party: what do you think of that house at 24th and Dolores?
Me: I hate it. Awkward massing, out of proportion to neighboring buildings, like Scandinavian minimalism meets SF McMansion
Girl: …my fiancé is the architect
Me: I hate it. Awkward massing, out of proportion to neighboring buildings, like Scandinavian minimalism meets SF McMansion
Girl: …my fiancé is the architect
Saw this shirt earlier and thought of you (you’re my toxic burial bro friend)
March 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Saw this shirt earlier and thought of you (you’re my toxic burial bro friend)
Regretfully I am once again thinking about Sam’s iconic double polo look
February 15, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Regretfully I am once again thinking about Sam’s iconic double polo look
Smoking the ciggies that put the hobbits in their holes
January 12, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Smoking the ciggies that put the hobbits in their holes
Let’s be clear
I am *not* observing No Nut November
I am *not* observing No Nut November
November 24, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Let’s be clear
I am *not* observing No Nut November
I am *not* observing No Nut November
Just learned that some people didn’t use inside recess for constructing catapults and other launchers out of these??
November 14, 2024 at 6:11 AM
Just learned that some people didn’t use inside recess for constructing catapults and other launchers out of these??
Only, uh, 13 hours and 48 minutes to go on this mix
February 4, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Only, uh, 13 hours and 48 minutes to go on this mix
It feels cruel to make this a long textbook
February 4, 2024 at 4:59 AM
It feels cruel to make this a long textbook
No one’s surprised that I’m having a great time reading what is essentially Bourdieu for Babies
January 28, 2024 at 6:32 PM
No one’s surprised that I’m having a great time reading what is essentially Bourdieu for Babies
