Reposted by Zach
You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
I love how me and my brother sign off a hang with “good luck with the daddy issues and the mommy issues”
December 4, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I love how me and my brother sign off a hang with “good luck with the daddy issues and the mommy issues”
Highly recommend sharing that hello kitty is not a cat (she’s a furry) with the women in your life
December 1, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Highly recommend sharing that hello kitty is not a cat (she’s a furry) with the women in your life
Real businesses in my friend’s Portland neighborhood:
- Jezebel’s Last Surviving Merrygoround (coffee)
- Dr. Tongue’s Shop (toys)
- Cars and Swedish Meatballs (clothing)
- Jezebel’s Last Surviving Merrygoround (coffee)
- Dr. Tongue’s Shop (toys)
- Cars and Swedish Meatballs (clothing)
November 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Real businesses in my friend’s Portland neighborhood:
- Jezebel’s Last Surviving Merrygoround (coffee)
- Dr. Tongue’s Shop (toys)
- Cars and Swedish Meatballs (clothing)
- Jezebel’s Last Surviving Merrygoround (coffee)
- Dr. Tongue’s Shop (toys)
- Cars and Swedish Meatballs (clothing)
My grandmother, lying through her teeth: good job on the lasagna
November 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
My grandmother, lying through her teeth: good job on the lasagna
Literally how Thomas Pynchon names his characters
November 26, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Literally how Thomas Pynchon names his characters
It’s nice to log on and see a correct take
I hate that Rosalia song sorry
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
It’s nice to log on and see a correct take
Snortland Railblazers hehe
November 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Snortland Railblazers hehe
Grandma updates: She admitted to being intimidated by me when I was a smart kid, she hopes she can still be in the octogenarian hiking club when she turns 90 next year, man there’s so much generational trauma around discouraged musical careers, Oregon berries really do hit different
November 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Grandma updates: She admitted to being intimidated by me when I was a smart kid, she hopes she can still be in the octogenarian hiking club when she turns 90 next year, man there’s so much generational trauma around discouraged musical careers, Oregon berries really do hit different
In retrospect drinking two cups of coffee, taking adderall and draining my serotonin was obviously going to have me “what am I doing with my life” spiraling at 4am
November 23, 2025 at 11:08 PM
In retrospect drinking two cups of coffee, taking adderall and draining my serotonin was obviously going to have me “what am I doing with my life” spiraling at 4am
“taxiing” just doesn’t sit right with me as a sequence of letters
November 23, 2025 at 5:00 AM
“taxiing” just doesn’t sit right with me as a sequence of letters
Me, flirting: have you read Jo Freeman’s essay The Tyranny of Structurelessness?
November 19, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Me, flirting: have you read Jo Freeman’s essay The Tyranny of Structurelessness?
You should never have to feel sorry for party rocking
November 16, 2025 at 6:31 AM
You should never have to feel sorry for party rocking
“How are the cats?”
“Still unemployed. Waste of a sociology degree”
“Still unemployed. Waste of a sociology degree”
November 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
“How are the cats?”
“Still unemployed. Waste of a sociology degree”
“Still unemployed. Waste of a sociology degree”
Remembering when I was in a date and told a girl I didn’t have Spotify. “If I’m supposed to listen to Natasha Beddingfield it’ll be in the mix that I put on”
November 12, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Remembering when I was in a date and told a girl I didn’t have Spotify. “If I’m supposed to listen to Natasha Beddingfield it’ll be in the mix that I put on”
brokeback mountain is giving me unrealistic expectations for how much cooking beans and having a pissy attitude will get me laid
November 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
brokeback mountain is giving me unrealistic expectations for how much cooking beans and having a pissy attitude will get me laid
I love having friends who play music I like
November 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I love having friends who play music I like
Once again my thick taut ass has prevented me from buying a beautiful pair of trousers
November 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Once again my thick taut ass has prevented me from buying a beautiful pair of trousers
Apologies to the two clothed men and one naked man with raging boners on the Dolores Park bridge at 4am last night. Didn’t mean to interrupt your moment
November 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Apologies to the two clothed men and one naked man with raging boners on the Dolores Park bridge at 4am last night. Didn’t mean to interrupt your moment
More like … Dick Veiny!
November 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM
More like … Dick Veiny!
Shout out to the furry rat at the dark wave site
November 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Shout out to the furry rat at the dark wave site
I was accused of “dancing normal”
November 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I was accused of “dancing normal”