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favourite food: sand
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who did it better???
September 19, 2025 at 2:54 AM
i saw the cash cab irl and it sped up to try and hit me
January 10, 2026 at 3:15 PM
he's real I knew it
Rapping dog PaRappa the Rapper, ‘90s PlayStation game character, in Tokyo
January 7, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Always saying this
January 4, 2026 at 7:36 PM
chat gpt told me to make a rat poison sandwich, giving it a go
January 3, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Nothing amazing about these mets
Amazin' Mets Cereal (1999-2000): Following the 1999 season, which marked the 30th anniversary of their first ever World Series victory, the NY Mets honored the occasion with a cereal--frosted corn flakes--celebrating their past and present.
December 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Amazin' Mets Cereal (1999-2000): Following the 1999 season, which marked the 30th anniversary of their first ever World Series victory, the NY Mets honored the occasion with a cereal--frosted corn flakes--celebrating their past and present.
December 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
In Bath today, taking a sec to appreciate the many sights of this beautiful city
December 27, 2025 at 12:49 PM
He's cute. He's tall. He's got gorgeous eyes. HESBURGER. And a stunning smile. I didn't say a name, but he popped into your head, didn't he?
December 26, 2025 at 9:50 AM
December 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
haven't posted about it I don't think but I'm applying for a US visa, absolutely losing it at the low res black and white US flag and emblem they send on the letters
December 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
my eternal take is that if you engage in console wars online you're a weird nerd and you should absolutely seek employment
December 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
haven't watched the game awards in a few years mainly because it always falls on a work night but also because seeing most modern games make me want to go to sleep
December 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Me on a cooking show:

Judges, today I made you a cookie, but I eated it x3
December 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Cheers son's crying. Nice one
BREAKING: Free agent pitcher Edwin Diaz and the Dodgers are in agreement on a deal, a league source tells The Athletic.
December 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Yeah I'm a gamer
December 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The last Let It Die game was really bad so it's very fitting to learn the new one is full of AI slop
December 5, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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This is the entirety of his bio on the official Vandy roster
December 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
another UK post. not a bodega, very concerning
November 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
finally saw the jerk chicken place at the food market by my work again after like a year and a half, it's still insanely good. having a time
November 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Tesco, my favourite bodega
November 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
don't feel safe going to NYC knowing there are human-sized labubus there now
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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wwhat if jersey shore set today? mike the situationship
March 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
bro thinks therefore he is
November 24, 2025 at 9:26 AM