that article is two years old.

someone popped a helium balloon in a crowded pizza joint where i was eating a few months back: i nearly hit the floor and some idiot a few tables over looked at me like i was fucking insane 🫠

it was a real bummer to have to admit that chomsky is not A Good Guy no matter how interesting i personally find his contributions to academic linguistics

lmao thanks for finding my very straight husband's xmas gift

in a local fb group earlier this week someone posted asking for recommendations for an infant chiropractor. out of the 85+ comments there were three people trying to tell OP not to take their baby to a chiro, all the rest were glowing recommendations for the same dozen practitioners. this scares me.

remember the big lebowski? i hate how prescient that was. "say what you will about national socialism, dude..."

bad to prospective industry jobs in the future?

this would require me to go back to part-time employment at my brewery job (i like it, i have some things cooking over there) and back on to my spouse's insurance

this is the good move, right? and if i decide after a while i don't dig one or the other i can cut one loose, and it wouldn't look >

it's... beautiful

an atheist who spends A LOT of time thinking about the antichrist?

oh absolutely, i am definitely a person into super saturated/bright colors and i love contrast (the living room adjoining the dining room is a lovely deep blue/teal, color theory ftw) so i am an agent's nightmare

PAINTING ISN'T THAT HARD

my dining room is a retina searing vermillion and i can HEAR my friend/real estate agent shrieking every time i look at it

it's italian-american and it is delicious as fuck, i promise, marcella hazan won't steer you wrong