rosemary's nepo baby
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red-to-blue state abortionista • sociolinguistics of cult/hcg identity researcher • ~certified~ beertender • occasional actor • 37, antifa, uff da, adhd et al., terminally online, 1312, 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈, opinions my own
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i'm not like you other girls, i don't show up to work with my meds already taken
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Incredible timing that Sydney Sweeney and Amanda Seyfried are co-starring in a movie when the former's press quotes are like "I Googled racism last night and it turns out it's a thumbs down" and the latter's are like "Voltaire said we must strangle the last king with the bowels of the last priest”
December 15, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Incredible timing that Sydney Sweeney and Amanda Seyfried are co-starring in a movie when the former's press quotes are like "I Googled racism last night and it turns out it's a thumbs down" and the latter's are like "Voltaire said we must strangle the last king with the bowels of the last priest”
once upon a time i very nearly married an australian jewish man and tonight i wish i could tell him that i still care
December 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
once upon a time i very nearly married an australian jewish man and tonight i wish i could tell him that i still care
perks of new cocktail serving gig:
walk out with cash at the end of a shift
employee toilet has heated seat + bidet
walk out with cash at the end of a shift
employee toilet has heated seat + bidet
December 14, 2025 at 6:51 AM
perks of new cocktail serving gig:
walk out with cash at the end of a shift
employee toilet has heated seat + bidet
walk out with cash at the end of a shift
employee toilet has heated seat + bidet
holy fucking shit
600mg of ibuprofen deep and cramps are still so bad i'm sweating
four more hours to go here, quick dinner break, then back on from 8p.m. to 2 a.m.
h e l p
600mg of ibuprofen deep and cramps are still so bad i'm sweating
four more hours to go here, quick dinner break, then back on from 8p.m. to 2 a.m.
h e l p
December 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
holy fucking shit
600mg of ibuprofen deep and cramps are still so bad i'm sweating
four more hours to go here, quick dinner break, then back on from 8p.m. to 2 a.m.
h e l p
600mg of ibuprofen deep and cramps are still so bad i'm sweating
four more hours to go here, quick dinner break, then back on from 8p.m. to 2 a.m.
h e l p
my coworker looked at me with what i can only describe as awe when i informed him that i had an og gameboy as a kid (i got the color eventually but i started gaming before that existed lmao)
December 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
my coworker looked at me with what i can only describe as awe when i informed him that i had an og gameboy as a kid (i got the color eventually but i started gaming before that existed lmao)
consider the very thin lines separating a fandom from a cult and you're on to something
[noodling] the daughters of the confederacy as a fandom
just need to find a good definition of what constitutes a fandom and how they build influence
just need to find a good definition of what constitutes a fandom and how they build influence
December 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
consider the very thin lines separating a fandom from a cult and you're on to something
my coworker made scalloped potatoes on his day off and brought them to those of us working tonight, what a boss
December 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
my coworker made scalloped potatoes on his day off and brought them to those of us working tonight, what a boss
hey i need some objective advice if anyone wants to give it. here's my scenario:
currently full-time employed with benefits at the brewery. i have the opportunity to expand my skillset into real bartending, not just beer serving, at a popular, well-established bar where they know me as a regular. >
currently full-time employed with benefits at the brewery. i have the opportunity to expand my skillset into real bartending, not just beer serving, at a popular, well-established bar where they know me as a regular. >
December 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
hey i need some objective advice if anyone wants to give it. here's my scenario:
currently full-time employed with benefits at the brewery. i have the opportunity to expand my skillset into real bartending, not just beer serving, at a popular, well-established bar where they know me as a regular. >
currently full-time employed with benefits at the brewery. i have the opportunity to expand my skillset into real bartending, not just beer serving, at a popular, well-established bar where they know me as a regular. >
what a time to be alive (derogatory)
I don't know what to tell you. If you paid $600 to have your toilet photograph your turds, you really deserve anything and everything coming to you.
"Kohler can access data and pictures from toilet camera"
It's amazing what passes for a totally normal sentence in 2025
It's amazing what passes for a totally normal sentence in 2025
December 3, 2025 at 3:51 AM
what a time to be alive (derogatory)
what is a meat pie but a hot dish in a crust?
What about pies with meat in them
November 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
what is a meat pie but a hot dish in a crust?
pistachio cheesecake brownies at the good coffeeshop downtown, h e l l y e a h
November 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
pistachio cheesecake brownies at the good coffeeshop downtown, h e l l y e a h
it is my birthday and i deserve a large slice of very rare prime rib and a bourbon, thank you in advance
November 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
it is my birthday and i deserve a large slice of very rare prime rib and a bourbon, thank you in advance
that guardian piece about those freebirthing freaks is some A+ journalism and is going to haunt me in the dark of night, uff da
November 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
that guardian piece about those freebirthing freaks is some A+ journalism and is going to haunt me in the dark of night, uff da
is part ii out yet, or...??
November 22, 2025 at 3:51 AM
is part ii out yet, or...??
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having the kind of night at the bar where it's been dead as fuck since i opened but i know that if i try to get a head start on cleaning it will cause a minimum party of 4 walking in five minutes before i close the taps each asking for a flight
November 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
having the kind of night at the bar where it's been dead as fuck since i opened but i know that if i try to get a head start on cleaning it will cause a minimum party of 4 walking in five minutes before i close the taps each asking for a flight
sick to death of people who have never been on the ground in flyover country trying to tell those of us stuck in republican shitholes how to fix our problems like we've never fucking considered any of the things they suggest
November 17, 2025 at 3:34 AM
sick to death of people who have never been on the ground in flyover country trying to tell those of us stuck in republican shitholes how to fix our problems like we've never fucking considered any of the things they suggest
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to be fair, I bet "I'd take a bullet for you" hits different when it comes from a Kennedy
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
to be fair, I bet "I'd take a bullet for you" hits different when it comes from a Kennedy
look i know i'm no real genius but i am actually fairly confident that i am smarter than chuckie schumer
I think there are things living in pots on my window sill that need regular watering that are smarter then Chuck Schumer.
November 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
look i know i'm no real genius but i am actually fairly confident that i am smarter than chuckie schumer
home (ugh) and back on my kitchen bullshit with some scalloped potato realnesssssss
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
home (ugh) and back on my kitchen bullshit with some scalloped potato realnesssssss
met a sphynx cat in buffalo plaid jammies named aegon the conqueror at the farmer's market
November 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
met a sphynx cat in buffalo plaid jammies named aegon the conqueror at the farmer's market
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this is the most informative label on Bluesky, mufo-gossipy division
November 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
this is the most informative label on Bluesky, mufo-gossipy division
i don't WANT to go back to north dakota
November 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
i don't WANT to go back to north dakota
treated myself to a nice new kitchen knife, a 7" damascus steel kiritsuke
November 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
treated myself to a nice new kitchen knife, a 7" damascus steel kiritsuke
this place is amazing: reggae-loving santa clauses driving ubers, cheap weed everywhere, amazing food carts all over, beautiful buildings, vibrant street art, friendly and welcoming people.
going home is gonna suck (except for seeing the cats again, i do miss them terribly)
going home is gonna suck (except for seeing the cats again, i do miss them terribly)
November 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
this place is amazing: reggae-loving santa clauses driving ubers, cheap weed everywhere, amazing food carts all over, beautiful buildings, vibrant street art, friendly and welcoming people.
going home is gonna suck (except for seeing the cats again, i do miss them terribly)
going home is gonna suck (except for seeing the cats again, i do miss them terribly)