Stone Cold 𓅃
@bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social
Dan, he/him.
Bristol, England
Bristol, England
“Was I a good political advisor Paddington?”
“No Mr McSweeney, you were fucking dogshit”
“No Mr McSweeney, you were fucking dogshit”
February 8, 2026 at 6:52 PM
“Was I a good political advisor Paddington?”
“No Mr McSweeney, you were fucking dogshit”
“No Mr McSweeney, you were fucking dogshit”
“The Israeli bobsled team was robbed of their passports and you’re laughing?”
February 7, 2026 at 11:25 PM
“The Israeli bobsled team was robbed of their passports and you’re laughing?”
Enjoying this young fellow rapping about getting caught smoking weed in his car by his mum that the Instagram algo sent me
February 5, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Enjoying this young fellow rapping about getting caught smoking weed in his car by his mum that the Instagram algo sent me
Great stuff from the Temu adverts as always
February 4, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Great stuff from the Temu adverts as always
Looked it up for reference. Roughly dildo shaped but obviously no flared base.
February 4, 2026 at 11:09 AM
Looked it up for reference. Roughly dildo shaped but obviously no flared base.
ITS A LITTLE BIG FANNY
February 4, 2026 at 10:59 AM
ITS A LITTLE BIG FANNY
Successfully replaced the battery and reprogrammed the fob of a car key all on my own
February 2, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Successfully replaced the battery and reprogrammed the fob of a car key all on my own
“A certain Andrew W, no that’s too obvious, let’s say A. Windsor”
February 1, 2026 at 2:53 PM
“A certain Andrew W, no that’s too obvious, let’s say A. Windsor”
Get that hustle.
January 28, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Get that hustle.
Wake up babe, new awful silent hill movie just dropped
January 22, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Wake up babe, new awful silent hill movie just dropped
Bronx in a six
Thomas Skinner, how’s tricks 🎶
Thomas Skinner, how’s tricks 🎶
January 20, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Bronx in a six
Thomas Skinner, how’s tricks 🎶
Thomas Skinner, how’s tricks 🎶
KEIR STARMER HAS PLAYED A BLINDER
January 19, 2026 at 2:40 PM
KEIR STARMER HAS PLAYED A BLINDER
the facebook cgi slop reels get me so good man
January 18, 2026 at 12:07 PM
the facebook cgi slop reels get me so good man
Starmer has played a blinder
January 18, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Starmer has played a blinder
Every time I see this guy it makes me wonder what on earth his insides are like
January 16, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Every time I see this guy it makes me wonder what on earth his insides are like
what the fuck grandma
January 14, 2026 at 6:37 PM
what the fuck grandma
Megg & Mog & Owl Danzig references sustain me
January 10, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Megg & Mog & Owl Danzig references sustain me
I think about this literally every time I see a hotdog
January 8, 2026 at 9:34 PM
I think about this literally every time I see a hotdog
no new pictures where are you at mentally
January 7, 2026 at 3:15 PM
no new pictures where are you at mentally
they’re turning off twitter tomorrow, we’re going back to ceefax
January 5, 2026 at 7:26 PM
they’re turning off twitter tomorrow, we’re going back to ceefax
Haven’t taken a selfie in ages cus I got a new phone with a busted front camera.
January 2, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Haven’t taken a selfie in ages cus I got a new phone with a busted front camera.
If you haven’t read the Tintin: Breaking Free comic now is as good a time as ever
files.libcom.org/files/tintin...
Stick on P.A.I.N.’s seminal dub punk album that cribbed the artwork for the perfect soundtrack too
propagandaandinformationnetwork.bandcamp.com/album/oh-my-...
files.libcom.org/files/tintin...
Stick on P.A.I.N.’s seminal dub punk album that cribbed the artwork for the perfect soundtrack too
propagandaandinformationnetwork.bandcamp.com/album/oh-my-...
January 2, 2026 at 8:57 PM
If you haven’t read the Tintin: Breaking Free comic now is as good a time as ever
files.libcom.org/files/tintin...
Stick on P.A.I.N.’s seminal dub punk album that cribbed the artwork for the perfect soundtrack too
propagandaandinformationnetwork.bandcamp.com/album/oh-my-...
files.libcom.org/files/tintin...
Stick on P.A.I.N.’s seminal dub punk album that cribbed the artwork for the perfect soundtrack too
propagandaandinformationnetwork.bandcamp.com/album/oh-my-...
And blocked. The fragile ego of the journalist
January 2, 2026 at 1:34 PM
And blocked. The fragile ego of the journalist
“One of these items was an orange-coloured spherical fruit that unconfirmed reports suggest was a satsuma.”
January 1, 2026 at 8:23 PM
“One of these items was an orange-coloured spherical fruit that unconfirmed reports suggest was a satsuma.”