Stone Cold 𓅃
@bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social
Dan, he/him.
Bristol, England
Bristol, England
“Was I a good political advisor Paddington?”
“No Mr McSweeney, you were fucking dogshit”
“No Mr McSweeney, you were fucking dogshit”
February 8, 2026 at 6:52 PM
“Was I a good political advisor Paddington?”
“No Mr McSweeney, you were fucking dogshit”
“No Mr McSweeney, you were fucking dogshit”
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Paddington gently taking Morgan McSweeney by the hand, leading him to the afterlife
McSweeney screaming, I’m not dead, trying to break free
Paddington’s grip tightens further, the more McSweeney struggles
Paddington does not make mistakes
Once he has your hand, your time on Earth is up
McSweeney screaming, I’m not dead, trying to break free
Paddington’s grip tightens further, the more McSweeney struggles
Paddington does not make mistakes
Once he has your hand, your time on Earth is up
February 8, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Paddington gently taking Morgan McSweeney by the hand, leading him to the afterlife
McSweeney screaming, I’m not dead, trying to break free
Paddington’s grip tightens further, the more McSweeney struggles
Paddington does not make mistakes
Once he has your hand, your time on Earth is up
McSweeney screaming, I’m not dead, trying to break free
Paddington’s grip tightens further, the more McSweeney struggles
Paddington does not make mistakes
Once he has your hand, your time on Earth is up
I hate kier starmer more than I have any other politician in my lifetime.
February 8, 2026 at 12:59 PM
I hate kier starmer more than I have any other politician in my lifetime.
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The problem with Starmerism is that eventually you'll run out of people to throw under the bus.
February 8, 2026 at 12:49 PM
The problem with Starmerism is that eventually you'll run out of people to throw under the bus.
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NEWS
They come in multiple varieties, for all of your emotional needs.
February 8, 2026 at 12:55 PM
NEWS
Robins are noisy as fuck
February 8, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Robins are noisy as fuck
without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work
“it really depends on the pressing and condition”
“it really depends on the pressing and condition”
February 7, 2026 at 11:36 PM
without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work
“it really depends on the pressing and condition”
“it really depends on the pressing and condition”
“The Israeli bobsled team was robbed of their passports and you’re laughing?”
February 7, 2026 at 11:25 PM
“The Israeli bobsled team was robbed of their passports and you’re laughing?”
Morgan McSweeney jumping ship would be funny because we’ll get to see Starmer somehow manage to be even shitter than he is already without his Machiavellian influence
Morgan McSweeney is on the brink of resigning "on his own terms," according to the Sunday Times www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...
February 7, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Morgan McSweeney jumping ship would be funny because we’ll get to see Starmer somehow manage to be even shitter than he is already without his Machiavellian influence
Fuckin hate conflict and two of my closest people have fallen out over nothing and it’s doing my nut in.
February 7, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Fuckin hate conflict and two of my closest people have fallen out over nothing and it’s doing my nut in.
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I do think an underappreciated factor in why Reform are still long odds to form the next government is that they are, to a man, deeply weird freaks.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
Reform by-election candidate suggested people who don’t have kids should pay more tax
Exclusive: The Reform politician’s suggestion would ‘punish millions of women and strip them of their basic dignity to choose’, Labour’s deputy leader warned
www.independent.co.uk
February 6, 2026 at 12:57 PM
I do think an underappreciated factor in why Reform are still long odds to form the next government is that they are, to a man, deeply weird freaks.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
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transphobia does not have a 'popular base' in the uk.
it's largely a media invention. it's actually quite startling how after a decade of outright propaganda has barely shifted public opinion.
it's largely a media invention. it's actually quite startling how after a decade of outright propaganda has barely shifted public opinion.
February 6, 2026 at 9:24 AM
transphobia does not have a 'popular base' in the uk.
it's largely a media invention. it's actually quite startling how after a decade of outright propaganda has barely shifted public opinion.
it's largely a media invention. it's actually quite startling how after a decade of outright propaganda has barely shifted public opinion.
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Mandelson was still a privy councillor yesterday which, for foreign followers, means he was one of many people who get to be in the room when the king goes to the toilet.
February 5, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Mandelson was still a privy councillor yesterday which, for foreign followers, means he was one of many people who get to be in the room when the king goes to the toilet.
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Found this Bono reference in the Epstein files lol
February 5, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Found this Bono reference in the Epstein files lol
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A resident named Walter calmly took the mic and recounted an April 9, 1945 newspaper clipping about the liberation of the Ohrdruf concentration camp...
"And we don't know exactly how ICE will use this warehouse. But we know enough."
www.welcometohellworld.com/a-surprise-z...
"And we don't know exactly how ICE will use this warehouse. But we know enough."
www.welcometohellworld.com/a-surprise-z...
February 5, 2026 at 4:12 PM
A resident named Walter calmly took the mic and recounted an April 9, 1945 newspaper clipping about the liberation of the Ohrdruf concentration camp...
"And we don't know exactly how ICE will use this warehouse. But we know enough."
www.welcometohellworld.com/a-surprise-z...
"And we don't know exactly how ICE will use this warehouse. But we know enough."
www.welcometohellworld.com/a-surprise-z...
Enjoying this young fellow rapping about getting caught smoking weed in his car by his mum that the Instagram algo sent me
February 5, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Enjoying this young fellow rapping about getting caught smoking weed in his car by his mum that the Instagram algo sent me
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Kier Starmer to perform a live 'apology rap' in a move his closest allies are calling 'misguided' and 'a mistake'
February 5, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Kier Starmer to perform a live 'apology rap' in a move his closest allies are calling 'misguided' and 'a mistake'
BREAKING 🚨 Sir Keir Starmer “has full confidence” in Sir Keir Starmer
February 5, 2026 at 11:04 AM
BREAKING 🚨 Sir Keir Starmer “has full confidence” in Sir Keir Starmer
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February 4, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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Great stuff from the Temu adverts as always
February 4, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Great stuff from the Temu adverts as always
The russiagate brain-poisoned libs who sincerely think Epstein was spying for Putin rather than a Mossad agent are absolutely fucking hopeless.
February 4, 2026 at 11:43 AM
The russiagate brain-poisoned libs who sincerely think Epstein was spying for Putin rather than a Mossad agent are absolutely fucking hopeless.
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This cracked me up 🤣🤣
February 4, 2026 at 9:19 AM
This cracked me up 🤣🤣
ITS A LITTLE BIG FANNY
February 4, 2026 at 10:59 AM
ITS A LITTLE BIG FANNY