Bistrophysicist
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Bistrophysicist
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Aspiring to become the Wizard Sundiver, to see many total eclipses and fresh snows, to be employed in artificing, and to finally find that one reed to rule them all.

Did I finish my heliophysics PhD with my sanity intact? Well, I got the degree, but...
I enjoy this headcacon where Denmark is perpetuating a conspiracy against the perfectly nice people of the Netherlands
December 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The proper term is gluteus deflectimus
November 30, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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The presence of this guy on the Rebel Alliance council implies the existence of a parallel version of Andor that takes place within Mon Calamari society and I would 1000% watch Squid Andor
May 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
This Halloween, your body will become their bread.

"Conclave 2: The Pontiffs Return", only in theatres

They're catacoming for you!
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I second the motion.
I live on the very western edge of my time zone. Tis the season of being pissed off at artificially late sunrises
October 3, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Whatever you do, do not chew the chunks!!!
October 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Quick, everyone rip the tags off your mattress and furniture
October 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM