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early 30s thing. a creature. it/its
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the moral arc of the universe is so much longer than previously advertised
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January 1, 2026 at 3:28 AM
goals for the new year: get my renderer drawing textured geometry with virtualized shadow maps
December 31, 2025 at 11:17 PM
oh my gods i finally figured out why i was seeing so many NaNs in my rendering:

i was calling meshopt_encodeFilterOct incorrectly on my vertex data, but because i’m using the rust bindings of it the asserts were compiled out and didn’t break when my stride changed to an invalid binding
December 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
holy shit the guy next to me on this plane is reading Is It Wrong To Pick Up Girls In A Dungeon
December 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
back at hdg land
December 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Good morning
December 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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the moral arc of the universe is so much longer than previously advertised
July 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
💭 if vaccines actually caused autism you would see so many game companies donating to medical research
December 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
she wants to start lactating herself now :3
after a series of events i wound up sitting on top of her and milked myself into her mouth as i watched her brain chemistry getting permanently altered
October 31, 2025 at 7:42 PM
why does adderall make me so damn horny lmao
October 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
i need to lose two feet of height and have 100% of that mass go into my tits
October 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
met a girl at the bar on friday and watched her put on a muzzle, then immediately asked her “so how do you feel about mecha?”
October 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
been writing a vulkan renderer in rust lately

using rust professionally i’m very confident in that but it’s my first time using a low level graphics api

i’ve gotten a triangle on the screen and rotating so i’m basically amazing

next up is displaying a mesh, so i’ve gotta figure out bindless stuff
October 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
(my last post) not like that!!!
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something
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happen to you
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October 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
is it so much to ask that if i ask the woman i slept with last night if i looked hot at the gym she could not
1. tell me another woman was way hotter because she had her hair up and i didn't (i did in fact have my hair up)
2. riff on *Most Beautiful Girl (In The Room)* for three lines while laughing
October 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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something
🕯 lesbian will 🕯
happen to you
🕯 soon 🕯
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October 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
i wish my brain was functional even like 30% of days lately
October 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
made pot pies last night they were so damn good
October 14, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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many of you
October 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
upset tummy disease
October 12, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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August 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
feel like i’m going to trip and break into my constituent legos
October 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
constantly testing the boundary of “how thin of a shirt can i wear and still have people consider me clothed”
September 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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jessica!
#reverse1999
July 20, 2025 at 2:42 PM
seeing all these recent npm supply chain attacks get “mitigated” by delaying the install of new packages makes me think future npm worms will have much more time to work their way into the ecosystem
September 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM