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colton
@bittersnail.bsky.social
Cheap Beer, Manchester United Football Club, Buckeyes, and Bengals enthusiast
Seattle, WA
Zohran rn:
November 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Down horrible
October 21, 2025 at 5:00 AM
This is @normcharlatan.bsky.social posting rn
October 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
These fucking umpires man lol
October 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Dreams. GOMS.
October 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Wow this is exactly how I approach Mariners games. They really are just like us
October 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Can I get a GOMS
October 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Good morning Seattle. Nine more.
October 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
September 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Eat shit, Lastros
September 25, 2025 at 5:56 AM
We dream our dreams alone with no resistance.
September 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
BANG.
September 24, 2025 at 4:33 AM
The days you dream of, the nights you don’t forget. GOMS
September 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Dream on.
September 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
OH NO!!!!!
September 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
My apologies
September 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Hell yeah dude (on the left)
September 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I’m gonna believe it’s no coincidence that this came out the same day the Seahawks got the Abe Lucas extension done
September 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Good lord.
August 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Not so mad about the $54.96 anymore, am I
August 28, 2025 at 6:06 AM
This is for one (1) ticket.
August 28, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Buckle the fuck up
August 28, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Right then, that’ll play
August 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Nearly wice face value. lol.
August 22, 2025 at 2:48 AM
There is a chance that someone will buy these tickets for a third place game between Seattle and Orlando lmfao.
August 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM