colton
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You can stop yelling "LOG OFF" at my house
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· Oct 22
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I'm not ready to talk about it. So I had to talk about it.
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The line for the new Sounders kit was insane so I went to the Super Bowl parade instead. Alright see ya
February 12, 2026 at 12:18 AM
The line for the new Sounders kit was insane so I went to the Super Bowl parade instead. Alright see ya
Have been off social media for a bit because, well, you know. But it was a nice reminder yesterday that good things still happen. Alright See Ya, Go Hawks
January 26, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Have been off social media for a bit because, well, you know. But it was a nice reminder yesterday that good things still happen. Alright See Ya, Go Hawks
Don’t like this many people watching Texas Tech football. Feels like a humiliation ritual for me. Please turn your televisions off and go outside, thanks
January 1, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Don’t like this many people watching Texas Tech football. Feels like a humiliation ritual for me. Please turn your televisions off and go outside, thanks
I truly feel sorry for people who laugh at and dance on the grave of the 2025 Ohio State Buckeyes. You will simply never get it. You are lost in the desert. You will never know true joy, nor peace. A ship without a rudder.
It must feel so lonely.
It must feel so lonely.
January 1, 2026 at 4:39 AM
I truly feel sorry for people who laugh at and dance on the grave of the 2025 Ohio State Buckeyes. You will simply never get it. You are lost in the desert. You will never know true joy, nor peace. A ship without a rudder.
It must feel so lonely.
It must feel so lonely.
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Um? You’re a day early, but I guess it’s better to be early than forget.
December 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Um? You’re a day early, but I guess it’s better to be early than forget.
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Are you someone who has a lot of experience building WordPress sites? Are you looking for a job? Shoot me a DM and let's chat.
December 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Are you someone who has a lot of experience building WordPress sites? Are you looking for a job? Shoot me a DM and let's chat.
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One of my life goals is to be one of those people that gets to go on the field during a Super Bowl halftime show. However, given how disappointing I’ve been generally, I would settle for doing it during the halftime show at one of the Thanksgiving games.
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
One of my life goals is to be one of those people that gets to go on the field during a Super Bowl halftime show. However, given how disappointing I’ve been generally, I would settle for doing it during the halftime show at one of the Thanksgiving games.
This is some good the MLS baby
November 23, 2025 at 5:27 AM
This is some good the MLS baby
Correct, this is still nowhere near enough but oh my god did they need the vibes of this lol
The Mariners pretty much had to re-sign Josh Naylor, even those he's much much closer to "above average" than what he looked like in Seattle last year. They also pretty much have to acquire two more infielders now.
November 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Correct, this is still nowhere near enough but oh my god did they need the vibes of this lol
Holy shit they actually did it
November 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Holy shit they actually did it
I’m pretty bummed about Cal Raleigh not winning MVP. Sorry if this offends.
November 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I’m pretty bummed about Cal Raleigh not winning MVP. Sorry if this offends.
Think about it this way, the Sounders won't have a summer slump anymore. And if they continue the whole mid-season slump thing, it'll be during the most depressing months of the year!
November 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Think about it this way, the Sounders won't have a summer slump anymore. And if they continue the whole mid-season slump thing, it'll be during the most depressing months of the year!
Pretty classic Bruce Harrell speech there, a few points of substance sandwiched with his open mic routine that elicits uncomfortable laughter. See ya Bozo
November 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Pretty classic Bruce Harrell speech there, a few points of substance sandwiched with his open mic routine that elicits uncomfortable laughter. See ya Bozo
TURN THAT SHIT UP CUH
Katie Wilson has widened her lead over Bruce Harrell to nearly 2,000 votes in Seattle's mayoral race — up more than 600 from Tuesday — following today's ballot drop that added approximately 1,650 ballots.
Harrell - 136,513 (49.48%)
Wilson - 138,489 (50.19%)
Harrell - 136,513 (49.48%)
Wilson - 138,489 (50.19%)
Katie Wilson has expanded her lead over Bruce Harrell to 1,346 votes in Seattle's mayoral race, up from 91 votes on Monday, following today's drop that added approximately 5,800 ballots to the tally. She's now over 50 percent.
Harrell - 135,871 (49.59%)
Wilson - 137,217 (50.08%)
Harrell - 135,871 (49.59%)
Wilson - 137,217 (50.08%)
November 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
TURN THAT SHIT UP CUH
Feeling an odd amount of hope for the future this morning. Not even gonna be cynical and end this with "Can't wait to see how that all goes wrong" this time like I was going to.
Just feeling an off amount of hope for the future this morning.
Just feeling an off amount of hope for the future this morning.
November 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Feeling an odd amount of hope for the future this morning. Not even gonna be cynical and end this with "Can't wait to see how that all goes wrong" this time like I was going to.
Just feeling an off amount of hope for the future this morning.
Just feeling an off amount of hope for the future this morning.
NELSON OUT
DAVISON OUT
HARRELL OUT
COOK
DAVISON OUT
HARRELL OUT
COOK
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
NELSON OUT
DAVISON OUT
HARRELL OUT
COOK
DAVISON OUT
HARRELL OUT
COOK
STOP THE DAMN MATCH
🚨🚨 Just in: Katie Wilson has expanded her lead in the Seattle mayor race. She is now leading by 1,346 votes.
November 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
STOP THE DAMN MATCH
Inexcusable loss and finish to the season lol. Just horrible
November 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Inexcusable loss and finish to the season lol. Just horrible
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Sounders are seahawks marinering (extreme derogatory)
November 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Sounders are seahawks marinering (extreme derogatory)
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maybe not the best time but I can't fault them for trying
November 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
maybe not the best time but I can't fault them for trying
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An ill-advised crashout red card at the worst possible moment, who do these guys think they are, the Seattle Sounders?
November 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
An ill-advised crashout red card at the worst possible moment, who do these guys think they are, the Seattle Sounders?
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a woman trying to get an autograph from Rosales as he heads down the tunnel after his red is one of the funniest things I’ve seen on a broadcast in a LONG time
November 8, 2025 at 9:57 PM
a woman trying to get an autograph from Rosales as he heads down the tunnel after his red is one of the funniest things I’ve seen on a broadcast in a LONG time
I haven’t seen an attempt on Jesus’ life like this since around 33AD
November 8, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I haven’t seen an attempt on Jesus’ life like this since around 33AD