Jeff
@bitwiz.bsky.social
Network Engineer
I break things and fix them.
I paint things.
I print things.
And now I have a frickin laser.
Vegas baby!
I break things and fix them.
I paint things.
I print things.
And now I have a frickin laser.
Vegas baby!
I mean, rule 34 and all
November 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I mean, rule 34 and all
It was on the TV while I was laying on the table waiting for the doc with the camera
November 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
It was on the TV while I was laying on the table waiting for the doc with the camera
Oooo, breakfast tacos
Brb
Brb
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Oooo, breakfast tacos
Brb
Brb
You see, what happened was...
a bald man in a white shirt and black tie is sitting in a chair holding a hammer .
ALT: a bald man in a white shirt and black tie is sitting in a chair holding a hammer .
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November 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
You see, what happened was...
Yes Very Sad Anyway Loki Sad GIF
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November 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Soon, they will become one
November 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Soon, they will become one
Nope. No. Nyet.
I toss them all out of my kitchen and I sacrifice my nephew to clear the porn off grandma's computer again.
He may need therapy
I toss them all out of my kitchen and I sacrifice my nephew to clear the porn off grandma's computer again.
He may need therapy
November 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Nope. No. Nyet.
I toss them all out of my kitchen and I sacrifice my nephew to clear the porn off grandma's computer again.
He may need therapy
I toss them all out of my kitchen and I sacrifice my nephew to clear the porn off grandma's computer again.
He may need therapy
Fair.
Now, about the whiskey calendar (which let's face it, its a sampler)
Now, about the whiskey calendar (which let's face it, its a sampler)
November 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Fair.
Now, about the whiskey calendar (which let's face it, its a sampler)
Now, about the whiskey calendar (which let's face it, its a sampler)
Yeah, gonna need a minute
a bottle of advil tablets is surrounded by brown pills
ALT: a bottle of advil tablets is surrounded by brown pills
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November 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Yeah, gonna need a minute
What about the Lego advent calendar?
November 14, 2025 at 2:11 PM
What about the Lego advent calendar?
If I could add "what, it ain't that deep. I can make it"
November 14, 2025 at 4:58 AM
If I could add "what, it ain't that deep. I can make it"
The quality is shit. Utter shit. Couple that with the asking price. No.
November 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The quality is shit. Utter shit. Couple that with the asking price. No.
"Beat the computer at pong and get a free candy bar"
Actual sign at a candy store I went to as a kid
Never did beat it
Actual sign at a candy store I went to as a kid
Never did beat it
November 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
"Beat the computer at pong and get a free candy bar"
Actual sign at a candy store I went to as a kid
Never did beat it
Actual sign at a candy store I went to as a kid
Never did beat it
Hands, bodies in general
November 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Hands, bodies in general
All I got is a judgemental rutabaga
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
All I got is a judgemental rutabaga
Kiss? I think she just just ate it whole
November 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Kiss? I think she just just ate it whole
Henceforth, Kubernetes shall be renamed "Gitche Gumee"
November 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Henceforth, Kubernetes shall be renamed "Gitche Gumee"