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Jeff
@bitwiz.bsky.social
Network Engineer
I break things and fix them.
I paint things.
I print things.
And now I have a frickin laser.
Vegas baby!
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King: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the running man
King: it's about a dystopian future where real people's pain is exploited for television ratings
King: you might even call it
King: reality TV
November 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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It's an ADHD DORK TOWER WEDNESDAY! Distracting new strip up at the Mothership, now!

www.dorktower.com/2025/11/12/1...

Repost/Reblog/Re-whatevs, please and thank you!
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Do... ceo, coo, and a lawyer type just resigned.

Yay thursday
November 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Kidney stones, 0/10

Do not recommend
November 3, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING ✊🏾

m.youtube.com/watch?v=iX6L...
PUBLIC ENEMY "The Hits Just Keep On Comin" OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO
YouTube video by Channel ZERO
m.youtube.com
October 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
@muskratjohn.bsky.social ready to feel old?
October 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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unless you work in news, highly recommend everyone block every (US) gov. account on bsky. Mostly bc they're pushing propaganda. eventually they'll fall off bsky since the accounts they already had on here didn't have any traction until now
October 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Get a pint of big ass blueberries for my breakfast. Bite into the first one...

Moldy
a man is making a surprised face while wearing a plaid jacket .
ALT: a man is making a surprised face while wearing a plaid jacket .
media.tenor.com
October 16, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Windows open, hvac off. Finally.
October 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
A cartoonist's review of AI art - The Oatmeal
This is a comic about AI art.
theoatmeal.com
October 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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True story from my last colonoscopy:
October 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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It's an Incredible DORK TOWER MONDAY! Fantastic new strip up now, at the Mothership!

www.dorktower.com/2025/10/06/1...

Reblog/Repost/Repeat, cheers and thank you so much!
October 6, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Good morning. For anyone that needs to hear this:

Boobytrap spelled backwards is partyboob.
October 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Oooo 59 degrees and a light breeze

Yeah, I'm opening ALL the windows
October 4, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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September 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Welp at least one idiot has resigned today.

Good start
September 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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September 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
And that wraps up a shit weekend. Likely totaled. Kid was fortunate that this was a tank
September 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Bear stress
September 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
How's your day?
September 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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$1,050 AWAY! 36 hours to go!

You monsters are gonna make me wear the damn Duck again, aren’t you?

Tinyurl.com/bikeride2025
September 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM