Bizarro Jimmy Olsen
@bizarrojimmyolsen.bsky.social
Evan Hanson: recovering attorney, writer, photographer, podcaster, reader of things, wannabe deep thinker, and a guy on a journey to try and be a better person.
Morning mood. Hot chocolate in my 34 year old Midvale School for the Gifted mug. One of the first gifts Nancy ever got me.
December 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Morning mood. Hot chocolate in my 34 year old Midvale School for the Gifted mug. One of the first gifts Nancy ever got me.
Not so smooth criminal.
December 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Not so smooth criminal.
At the State Capitol an adorable couple was having their wedding photos taken and having a lot of fun doing it.
December 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
At the State Capitol an adorable couple was having their wedding photos taken and having a lot of fun doing it.
Mike you can’t watch this new series until you get to this one.
December 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Mike you can’t watch this new series until you get to this one.
Search your camera roll for “Hell”
December 18, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Search your camera roll for “Hell”
My enemy returns to taunt me.
December 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
My enemy returns to taunt me.
No matter how many times I’ve asked Rob not to do this when listening, he always does.
December 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
No matter how many times I’ve asked Rob not to do this when listening, he always does.
I do not know the limits of animal cognition or emotion, but I hope chomping down on my birdseed brings a little joy to the squirrel who is often a jerk.
December 13, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I do not know the limits of animal cognition or emotion, but I hope chomping down on my birdseed brings a little joy to the squirrel who is often a jerk.
A sad story about America in three chapters.
December 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
A sad story about America in three chapters.
Christmas at the Capitol.
December 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Christmas at the Capitol.
Someone is fattening up for the winter.
December 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Someone is fattening up for the winter.
These clowns are gathered around the feeder this morning.
December 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
These clowns are gathered around the feeder this morning.
My daughter’s cat is definitely a secret supervillain.
December 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
My daughter’s cat is definitely a secret supervillain.
Christmas at the Capitol.
December 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Christmas at the Capitol.
I don’t know. towering Tina and tiny Tim is pretty good.
December 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I don’t know. towering Tina and tiny Tim is pretty good.
Every time we’re in the ER I look at these IV hangers and think B-Wing.
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Every time we’re in the ER I look at these IV hangers and think B-Wing.
As I sit here waiting for Nancy to return from some testing I am again shocked/not shocked by how poorly Google’s algorithms know me. I’m such a square it took me a few seconds to wonder what you would use a glass pipe for.
December 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
As I sit here waiting for Nancy to return from some testing I am again shocked/not shocked by how poorly Google’s algorithms know me. I’m such a square it took me a few seconds to wonder what you would use a glass pipe for.
Editors do not exist.
December 1, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Editors do not exist.
When you’re caught taking a photo of someone’s butt.
November 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
When you’re caught taking a photo of someone’s butt.
Early in Jason Bernard’s career some casting agent said we have found our generic cop/judge/mayor guy.
November 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Early in Jason Bernard’s career some casting agent said we have found our generic cop/judge/mayor guy.
This tracks.
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
This tracks.
He’s not a franchise kind of guy but I think he’s got way more range than Pratt. I’m not a Lower Decks super fan but he’s great in it. He’s been Oscar adjacent. He just needs the right project for everyone to say hey why have we been sleeping on O’Connell.
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
He’s not a franchise kind of guy but I think he’s got way more range than Pratt. I’m not a Lower Decks super fan but he’s great in it. He’s been Oscar adjacent. He just needs the right project for everyone to say hey why have we been sleeping on O’Connell.