ElizabethA
@bizzylizzy.bsky.social
Waffler. Mothership. Artist. Chorister. Quilter. Amateur at all. Every day's a schoolday. Chiltern foothills, UK.
I really don't like the women who let the man pay for dinner and then say they don't want to see them again! Come on, ladies, this is not fair. #FirstDates
August 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I really don't like the women who let the man pay for dinner and then say they don't want to see them again! Come on, ladies, this is not fair. #FirstDates
It's the same the whole world over,
It's the poor what gets the blame,
It's the rich what gets the pleasure,
Isn't it all a blooming shame?
It's the poor what gets the blame,
It's the rich what gets the pleasure,
Isn't it all a blooming shame?
Thank goodness we're cracking down on benefits claimants. That'll stop them avoiding taxes, crashing the economy, dismantling the NHS, polluting our water, pocketing huge bonuses, making billions from dodgy government contracts, and buying yachts. About time.
February 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
It's the same the whole world over,
It's the poor what gets the blame,
It's the rich what gets the pleasure,
Isn't it all a blooming shame?
It's the poor what gets the blame,
It's the rich what gets the pleasure,
Isn't it all a blooming shame?
Dear car manufacturers. Please note that we want somewhere within reach of the steering wheel to store a normal size box of tissues. Thanks. #FirstWorldProblem
February 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Dear car manufacturers. Please note that we want somewhere within reach of the steering wheel to store a normal size box of tissues. Thanks. #FirstWorldProblem
Why has @CliveMyrieBBC flown out to California to report on the fires? #CaliforniaFires #CliveMyrie #BBCNews
January 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Why has @CliveMyrieBBC flown out to California to report on the fires? #CaliforniaFires #CliveMyrie #BBCNews
I've said it before, I'll say it again: if half the country is going to the other half of the country for lunch, why does everyone buy twice as much food? #Christmas (Rhetorical question)
December 23, 2024 at 4:08 PM
I've said it before, I'll say it again: if half the country is going to the other half of the country for lunch, why does everyone buy twice as much food? #Christmas (Rhetorical question)
I am bemused by the amount of press coverage of the search for the killer of the United Healthcare CEO - in a city that had 386 murders in 2023. #NewYork #HealthcareCEO
December 8, 2024 at 11:28 PM
I am bemused by the amount of press coverage of the search for the killer of the United Healthcare CEO - in a city that had 386 murders in 2023. #NewYork #HealthcareCEO
Not only did the Archbishop of Canterbury demonstrate that he was completely out of touch, he couldn't resist showing off. #Nohumility #Welbyspeech
December 6, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Not only did the Archbishop of Canterbury demonstrate that he was completely out of touch, he couldn't resist showing off. #Nohumility #Welbyspeech
Some people are just hell bent on finding fault aren't they? Arghh! #choralsociety
December 3, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Some people are just hell bent on finding fault aren't they? Arghh! #choralsociety
For the last few years, starting on 1st December, I've watched a Christmas movie a day. I can confidently say that the ones we love and watch again and again are just a few sparkling jewels in a vast ocean of utter mediocrity. #ChristmasMovies
December 1, 2024 at 4:40 PM
For the last few years, starting on 1st December, I've watched a Christmas movie a day. I can confidently say that the ones we love and watch again and again are just a few sparkling jewels in a vast ocean of utter mediocrity. #ChristmasMovies
Mixed feelings about the Assisted Dying Bill and haven't read the detail. But why aren't all votes in the HoC free votes? Wouldn't that be proper democracy? #Democracy #AssistedDyingBill
November 30, 2024 at 8:53 AM
Mixed feelings about the Assisted Dying Bill and haven't read the detail. But why aren't all votes in the HoC free votes? Wouldn't that be proper democracy? #Democracy #AssistedDyingBill
It's getting a bit wild out there... #StormBert
November 23, 2024 at 3:22 PM
It's getting a bit wild out there... #StormBert
Dear web developers, please please please put your client's address, opening times and phone number on their home page. Thank you. #Websites
November 23, 2024 at 12:02 PM
Dear web developers, please please please put your client's address, opening times and phone number on their home page. Thank you. #Websites
I always wonder if people who are still wearing poppies on their coats a week after Armistice Day have just forgotten to take them off...
November 20, 2024 at 12:40 PM
I always wonder if people who are still wearing poppies on their coats a week after Armistice Day have just forgotten to take them off...
I've watched E1 of #UntilIKillYou but it was so unsettling, I'm scared to watch the rest because I presume it's only going to get worse.
November 14, 2024 at 7:49 AM
I've watched E1 of #UntilIKillYou but it was so unsettling, I'm scared to watch the rest because I presume it's only going to get worse.
(R) The cyclamen a friend gave me to look after while she's away.
(L) Its replacement. Which is how it looked when she dropped it off.
Reader, I didn't kill it. It had been severely overwatered, either by my friend or the shop. But I've now got to keep the replacement alive until her return. 🤞
(L) Its replacement. Which is how it looked when she dropped it off.
Reader, I didn't kill it. It had been severely overwatered, either by my friend or the shop. But I've now got to keep the replacement alive until her return. 🤞
November 10, 2024 at 2:42 PM
(R) The cyclamen a friend gave me to look after while she's away.
(L) Its replacement. Which is how it looked when she dropped it off.
Reader, I didn't kill it. It had been severely overwatered, either by my friend or the shop. But I've now got to keep the replacement alive until her return. 🤞
(L) Its replacement. Which is how it looked when she dropped it off.
Reader, I didn't kill it. It had been severely overwatered, either by my friend or the shop. But I've now got to keep the replacement alive until her return. 🤞
How many more months or years do you think journos are going to attach the epithet "following her cancer diagnosis" to "The Princess of Wales"?
November 10, 2024 at 8:16 AM
How many more months or years do you think journos are going to attach the epithet "following her cancer diagnosis" to "The Princess of Wales"?
Back here to see if I can make sense of it this time. 👋
November 9, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Back here to see if I can make sense of it this time. 👋
Why does it annoy me so much when Americans write "cuppa tea". It's either a cuppa or it's a cup of tea. (Sorry)
September 12, 2024 at 12:57 PM
Why does it annoy me so much when Americans write "cuppa tea". It's either a cuppa or it's a cup of tea. (Sorry)
It is a truth universally acknowledged that however carefully you line the knife up when cutting an avocado, you will end up with one side larger than the other. #FirstWorldProblems
August 20, 2024 at 1:55 PM
It is a truth universally acknowledged that however carefully you line the knife up when cutting an avocado, you will end up with one side larger than the other. #FirstWorldProblems