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BJ Silly 🫦 my pussy tastes like Crystal Pepsi
@bjsilly.bsky.social
Chicago drag pop star sensation sucked too much dick now I need a vacation

👑Winner of RPDR UK S6 & Chucklehead S5

Tenets of PADAM:
🫦Promiscuity
🎭Absurdity
🏳️‍🌈Drag
📢Audacity
🎵Music (Stream BJ Silly)

her/she like the 🍫 #wedontneednomorethehetheybj
Pinned
So like… which song r u most excited for? #everythingchangedwhenthefirenationshowedsack
like my status if you want to be a part of my slow and steady octuple Hanukkah orgy (festival of lights. we add a boy each night. if they’re straight they’ll fight over who gets BJ’s tight, wet snatch reminiscent of the wax dripping, down each candle one for each dick I can handle, etc)
November 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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All is full of slurpy 🐌🐌🐌🤎

He’s alllll around us
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Wait just realized I can’t do both of those last two 💀
2025 to do list looking pretty solid :’)
November 20, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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And if they ask for nudes you send it
But don’t send them cock
Send Labiaaa
(Send Labiaa)
January 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
cheesecake
November 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
My pussy tastes like Crystal Pepsi.
November 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
So sad my Dragula journey had to end like this 😑
November 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Is he…. y’know…
November 12, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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White Houses by Vanessa Carlton
November 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
this is what instagram doesn’t want you to see
November 9, 2025 at 5:59 AM
no sadly. Slurpy is still owned by Lucas Arts @lucasarts.bsky.social . Still trying to work out who’s dick I need to suck for the rights
can I buy merch of them
November 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Slurpy Faggi looks homosexual in new photos.
September 8, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Girl who realizes she’s going to be okay she just needed to be nominated for a Grammy
November 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Reply to this skeet with ur partner Pokémon of ur choice. One lucky replier will be randomly selected to win a free pixel art of u as a Pokemon trainer. I swear I’m good
November 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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I literally never had sucked dick in my life. That's why I'm so addicted to making music about it, y'all never put that together?
September 26, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Just saw ICE in Pilsen at the mobil gas station on Ogden and Western, 2 vans and at least 2 armed officers maybe more. 11:25 am on 11/6, already called it in but heads up and stay safe.
November 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Fun fact: my full government name is Big Hands Brenda
November 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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BJ THE WOMAN YOU ARE!!
November 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
u look so dumb right now…
if you don’t got SoundCloud…

(rolling out to streaming s00n)
November 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
“I think about Lady Foreskin’s Origins. Every. Single. Day.” - @thevirgona.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
What’s my secret? … I remind my man he’s circumcised… Every. Single. Day.
November 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Feels like no one wants to work it out on the remix anymore…
November 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Finally realized on my third rewatch that “TRAPA” is “APART” spelled backwards
after rewatching halloween town 1,2 and 3 (high school) i’ve come to the conclusion Sophie was always the better witch and Marnie should’ve just sat her ass down and ate her food
November 2, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Pass-around-party medium horchata
November 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM