STOP retweeting me, you're only encouraging me to keep sharing these absurd takes

Simple as that…👇

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TikTok: *shuts down*
Me: My shaylaaaa 😫😭😭
TikTok: *returns*
Me: who r u
TikTok: Your shayla
Me: mmm nah seems sus bye

Pin this, save it, we’ll need it.

“When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.”

AOC 🔥🎯

NO,, imma doing it as fact. I shared two different spreadsheets of GoFundMe campaigns. One was predominantly white and was funded 1275% (from original fundraiser goals) The other spreadsheet was predominantly black and was funded 15%. I come with FACTS with receipts.

went to help my gf in her classroom today and two of her posters had fallen. I taped them back up while blasting pink pony club and it gave me a new sense of determination. we will not be silenced!!

this is sammi, he hopes you are taking care of yourself today and requests belly rubs

bob’s burgers is going to be the cure

the sky in san diego is overcast this morning. is it mourning tiktok too?

first poop without tiktok was stupid

And there it is. Scam and grift revealed. Watch who gets rich off this. Interested also to see how legacy media covers this, which has been putrid so far.

waking up without tiktok feels like my best friend ghosted me

I’m already having tiktok withdrawals

So it goes.

Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public.

He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.

Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.