Jessica
blackestocean.bsky.social
Jessica
@blackestocean.bsky.social
Childfree cat lady. Liberal Democrat. Oregonian of 30+ years.
I realized today that I can’t just be upset for the next four years as that’s not mentally healthy. In an effort to put my money toward good causes I bought a cool sweatshirt today from Human Rights Campaign and also threw in a donation. 🌈 @hrc.org
January 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Security in this hospital is amazing. They absolutely do not fuck around when people are being assholes to us. 🙌🏻
December 14, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Paul McCartney should’ve faced jail time for “simply having a wonderful Christmas time.”
December 14, 2024 at 3:42 PM
My stomach hurts with anxiety over this doctor’s appt.
December 9, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Happy candle day to all who celebrate!
December 6, 2024 at 6:10 PM
I love paying property taxes on a house I don’t own.
December 5, 2024 at 12:32 AM
I think this year was the first time in my adult life that I didn’t buy a single thing for Black Friday/cyber Monday.

It wasn’t by choice.
December 3, 2024 at 6:45 PM
37 texts?! Calm down cyber Monday.
December 2, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Look what I came home to! Birthday/Christmas presents.
December 1, 2024 at 5:27 AM
It’s a good start to a Saturday when I hit all the green lights on my way to work!
November 30, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Rule: if Stephen King says it’s scary then I definitely want to read it. Excited I finally got my hands on it!
November 26, 2024 at 9:23 PM
I survived Trader Joe’s today so I had to grab the candy cane body scrub!
November 26, 2024 at 8:04 PM
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Going over to X now feels like having to check the mold infestation in your basement.
November 25, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Christmas isn’t my favorite holiday and I’m not a fan of sky daddy but I will always turn up the radio if Whitney Houston’s “do you hear what I hear?” comes on.
November 25, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Gonna have a Christmas tree for the first time in 30 years. Tell me why fiancé insisted today we buy 100 ornaments?!? Wait. 102. He insisted on this bird and I got the pink sparkly one.
November 25, 2024 at 2:01 AM
I love it when workplaces don’t care about tattoos and piercings.
November 24, 2024 at 6:34 AM
Hit all the green lights. I got my favorite coffee drink. I can survive this day.
November 23, 2024 at 3:30 PM
For 41 years “field trip” has had the e same meaning. No more! Has an entirely different definition in a hospital.
November 23, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Saying “expired” instead of deceased is weird to me.
November 21, 2024 at 7:16 PM
First day doing emergency dept training! Let’s goooooooo!!!!
November 21, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Love this damn song so much.
November 20, 2024 at 9:36 PM
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Fun fact: there was a trans woman in the bathroom I was using today.

You’ll never believe what I did next:

I pissed. I washed my hands. I nodded to them on the way out, and I went on about my day because I’m not a fucking psychopath who cares what bathroom people use.
November 20, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Spinach artichoke dip is easily my favorite appetizer of all time. Very few things can even come close.
November 18, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Omg future father in law just said “illegal aliens.”

They have been here 15 minutes.
a cartoon of a girl with the words internally screaming next to her
ALT: a cartoon of a girl with the words internally screaming next to her
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Oh did I mention that the family members coming ALL voted for Trump??? 🥴
November 17, 2024 at 10:29 PM