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Der Fisher

@blackholefun.bsky.social

480 followers 670 following 4.8K posts

Generally try to stay anonymous, but I love history, philosophy, science fiction and fantasy, weird horror, playing and writing music, writing books, video games, and pinball. May have been a space rock on Twitter. Fan of most nerddoms.

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Der Fisher @blackholefun.bsky.social · 13h

I've talked to the five-boobed lady many times and as soon as she gets my Apple gift cards she says we are going on a date anywhere except for Portland, Chicago, New York, or LA. Take that, libruls.

Der Fisher @blackholefun.bsky.social · 14h

Who cares if it's performance? It's also correct. I will take the GOP being performatively good over their being crap any day of the week.

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Der Fisher @blackholefun.bsky.social · 14h

This is correct.

Der Fisher @blackholefun.bsky.social · 15h

Have these people ever seen non-AI projects? How do people still, in 2025, not understand that most infrastructure is cans and string at some point in its existence, and that we literally have people who are paid six figures to put insane methodologies over top of it to pretend its maintainable?

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Andy Masley @andymasley.bsky.social · 16h

Every day I find a new way of trying to get across just how ridiculously fake the problem of AI water use is

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I Post Animal Vids... 😊 @realjfairclough.bsky.social · 17h

A cute raccoon keeps demanding to be spoiled with love and affection...

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#bluesky #nature #animals #wildlife

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Der Fisher @blackholefun.bsky.social · 1d

kermit the frog is wearing a black hoodie and kermit the frog is wearing a black hood .

ALT: kermit the frog is wearing a black hoodie and kermit the frog is wearing a black hood .

media.tenor.com

Der Fisher @blackholefun.bsky.social · 1d

Fetterman is a stroke induced Republican piece of shit and I don't know why anyone needs to pretend otherwise.

Der Fisher @blackholefun.bsky.social · 1d

You sound like you're not a billionaire. What a bunch of silly questions. The answer is because rich people need to be richer and fuck everyone else. QED.

Der Fisher @blackholefun.bsky.social · 1d

Why? It's a post truth world. You should be instead saying, "I love everything and potatoes are high end sashimi."

Der Fisher @blackholefun.bsky.social · 1d

That's an adorable pic. +1.

Der Fisher @blackholefun.bsky.social · 1d

I am so sick of seeing Benny Johnson mentioned in remotely relevant cultural articles. He was being directly paid by Russia for his agitprop. Unlike Tim Pool, he knew better. The end of America will come because everyone is a fucking goldfish.

Der Fisher @blackholefun.bsky.social · 1d

Omfg. It's so comical.

Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 1d

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

Der Fisher @blackholefun.bsky.social · 1d

They always do before they crack down hard. Recently, Mussolini, Stalin, Hitler, Pol Pot, and Bolsonaro (not comprehensive) did the same

Der Fisher @blackholefun.bsky.social · 1d

Omfg, I didn't clock your new name as you and have been wondering what happened to you 😂

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Der Fisher @blackholefun.bsky.social · 1d

I got attacked by Scientology way back. Any new online chud who comes at me is severely mistaken in how prepared I am to deal with it. 😂

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Der Fisher @blackholefun.bsky.social · 1d

Yep. Though I've always enjoyed bullies learning what happens when they FAFO. The last person who tried to dox me had a really fun 6 months of their life, until eventually he had to move out of his grandma's basement (yes, literally). 😂

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Der Fisher @blackholefun.bsky.social · 1d

The difference here, at least, is I can just nuke them. Fortunately I don't have to do that too often.

Der Fisher @blackholefun.bsky.social · 1d

When I first came here, it was bizarre how convinced everyone seemed to be that it was some wonderland. While overall it is far better than x, at least 1/5th of the people here are as vicious and degrading towards anyone who disagrees with them as any MAGAfest.

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Der Fisher @blackholefun.bsky.social · 1d

This headline is 🔥. And arguably entirely accurate.

www.newsweek.com/bad-bunny-su...

Bad Bunny Is the Most Popular American on Earth. Why the MAGA Backlash?

Bad Bunny’s all-Spanish Super Bowl performance sparks outrage from the right, reflecting a growing cultural divide.

www.newsweek.com

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Der Fisher @blackholefun.bsky.social · 1d

Naming my emaciated ghost character Slim Shady just to make sure Eminem's lawyers are still on their toes.

Der Fisher @blackholefun.bsky.social · 1d

Critics of the "Air ain't real" movement claim that humans breathe air and oxygenate their blood from it.

Der Fisher @blackholefun.bsky.social · 1d

The irony here is that if it were an actual warzone, the very last thing that would happen is that a head government official would be sticking their head over the roof of a building directly over it.

The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 1d

We would like to thank Kristi Noem for bringing cameras with her everywhere and collecting evidence for her future trial at The Hague.

Der Fisher @blackholefun.bsky.social · 1d

Yup. People deserve to be able to get to work quickly. Know people who have cars solely because the bus, which they must take to get to work, takes forever. They're polluting the city and causing traffic despite wanting to ride the bus!

Der Fisher @blackholefun.bsky.social · 1d

Honestly, I'd pay more for the busses if you'd just make them fast. Double charge me and let someone else ride free if necessary. Hell, 4x charge me. It's still cheaper than a car.

(Free is also good, obviously)