zoey: "sheesh. ellis is cute and all but he's still a redneck...if he has a problem with my penis i'll shoot him before he shoots me"

ellis: "aww, man! zoey's penis is like, the coolest thing ever. man, i wish i had one of those!"

CONGRATS!!!

i wanted to be a teacher for a long time but i found out it's such an incredibly dehumanizing job. i felt like i was just a grading machine when i shadowed a history teacher...

i'm more than just a component of the academic machine, and the same is true of professors. i am a person with a life and a good work ethic, but my work ethic just feels abused by those little assignments.

sometimes i still do them just because they're a barrier against a bad grade.

MANY such cases

I would fall so hard for masc fuckboys.

Keeps peeing