Look, I know we still don't know what the hell is going on with Rain Village versus the post-Restart sequels but.....there certainly does seem to be SOMETHING happening to Wu Xie...maybe it was hand clams all along.

YESSSS DO IT

what about a whole genre of fei du refusing to move if you put clothes on him that he doesn't like...

YES PERFECT

now im kind of mad that wenzhou didn't make him wear one. imagine how putting it on him, he would look exactly as grumpy about it as a cat.

That's key- wearing them inconsistently is weird. if you're trying to deceive, you will be careful to interact with them and wear the glasses in the way most average people do. He doesn't, though! Ergo I think they're real but very low Rx, and like Sam says, he weaponizes them.

Also the other point I made with @lunarriviera.info is that I think he needs them slightly, they are not totally fake, because if they WERE totally fake, he would be much more careful about wearing them consistently.

giving his glasses to donglai at the start stressed me out so much. (i say, as a glasses wearer who does not want to lose mine.)

yessssssss

PS for your entertainment here are authentic chat reactions, we are just extremely regular ppl there is nothing remarkable about us in any way. but. like. everything this drama "fixes" they immediately turn around and break TWICE—as @bladedweapons.bsky.social says, they have a Guardian Lollipop Fail

i timed myself and this magnificent creation took 2 minutes 27 seconds. DO BETTER, UNNAMED PUBLISHER