Blaine G. Woodturtle
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Blaine G. Woodturtle
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Mistress of wine and entertaining. Your rich aunt. Traded state's evidence a few times, don't ask questions and just accept the Birkin bag, dear
Mmmm. Chicken nungies
December 24, 2024 at 6:47 PM
At my friend Nipsy's for a fundraising luncheon.

... these floral arrangements are just HAVOC 🤨
December 9, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Me being asked to hold my niece's stupid baby at dinner today.
November 28, 2024 at 10:57 PM