In the spirit of the holiday, here are a few things I remember:

-Grandmother
-Greenwich, CT
-Waldorf salad
-Assorted shadows
-The name of my first pet
-The lyrics to Uptown Girl
-Lobster bisque (taste)
-Lobster bisque (recipe)
-The screams
-Some bitch named Tiffany

Congratulations, Tiffany!

I really should but I've already got a prior commitment to do all my yearly bowel movements on NYD

Is the magic circle your blown out o ring or is this more of your Holly Marie Combs crap?

I do love making a Japanese toilet question why it was made

Waaaaaay out of your league tbh

He was a CLASS ACT.

Those wolves sure learned to stay away from MY hunting grounds

Add a dash of saffron and I'll take 2!

Look, I beat her dad's ass and I'll beat hers, and she knows it.

I will assume my invite was neglected because you know I'd try to fight Brooke or have too much to say about the orange wine-- ITS JUST ROSÉ FOR WHORES THAT LEAVE PAINT DURING ANAL AND I'LL DIE ON THAT HILL

Get a PS5 out of it too

I DO look stunning in a dire wolf mantle, THANK YOU. It is nice of people to notice, especially after I stalked and skinned the beast myself

Flashback to your thing with King Kong Bundy, possibly?