I hope that my entire lack of posting here has shown the class that I really can't social media for shit, apparently 🙃

The perfect ratio of unread books you own to books you should buy is WHATEVER YOU WANT IT TO BE BUT BUYING BOOKS IS ALWAYS A GOOD IDEA.

Just a reminder, but when you decide to go be an asshole in an author's comment section, other authors CAN see you. It won't be just the author you're harassing who blocks you - it will be any author who witnesses the type of human you are and realizes you need to be kept OUT of author spaces.

TIL that I have tabs open on FB. Every time I click a link, it opens a tab. And I have closed zero tabs because I did not know I was opening tabs.

My TBR is significantly longer than my expected lifespan.

My nesting partner told me the other day that he doesn't really like gutterals in his music, and now I'm seriously questioning all my life choices and where he and I went so wrong.

"You know tattoos are permanent, right?"

Babes, my body isn't even permanent. The universe is in a constant state of transition, and reality is little more than a vivid hallucination. I am not even a blip within the vastness of all existence. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Really gives me The Ick when people sit in their genre-centric book groups and bash people who read other genres as if most readers don't enjoy multiple genres.

Babes, you are almost certainly making someone(s) in your book group feel bad about themselves for no reason. Quit being a dick.

Current mood.

I am gonna throw down with my stupid nest thermostat if it doesn't smarten tf up and stop playing like it isn't cold outside 😤