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He earned it tonight! The FIFA Dickhead Trophy!
December 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
He earned it tonight! The FIFA Dickhead Trophy!
Strap in, fact checkers - turbulence ahead
December 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Strap in, fact checkers - turbulence ahead
Blink twice if he's holding you against your will
December 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Blink twice if he's holding you against your will
What can he possibly say tomorrow at 9pm ET to make us hate him even more?
That's probably his conscious goal.
He'll go off script and then....
Happy holidays indeed
/s
That's probably his conscious goal.
He'll go off script and then....
Happy holidays indeed
/s
December 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
What can he possibly say tomorrow at 9pm ET to make us hate him even more?
That's probably his conscious goal.
He'll go off script and then....
Happy holidays indeed
/s
That's probably his conscious goal.
He'll go off script and then....
Happy holidays indeed
/s
Stocking up for the holiday season at the White House
December 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Stocking up for the holiday season at the White House
"When he falls asleep, rip that gold crap off the wall behind him"
December 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
"When he falls asleep, rip that gold crap off the wall behind him"
You'd think they'd try to disguise it as a hat rack or something
December 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
You'd think they'd try to disguise it as a hat rack or something
The FIFA dickhead award
December 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
The FIFA dickhead award
Not the flex he thinks it is
December 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Not the flex he thinks it is
It tends to get in the way, but it's a necessary evil I suppose
December 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
It tends to get in the way, but it's a necessary evil I suppose
Maybe that's why he just stood there....
December 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Maybe that's why he just stood there....
Don't leave home without it
December 6, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Don't leave home without it
true, he shakes a lot of hands
December 6, 2025 at 7:31 AM
true, he shakes a lot of hands
Its name is "Pete Hegseth"
December 6, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Its name is "Pete Hegseth"
