"Maestro of coffee"
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🏳️🌈 Oakland CA - My desire to be well-informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane. Thank you for your attention to this matter!!!!!
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So the White House live cameras are turned off and reports are his helicopter headed to the hospital again. Yes Virginia, maybe there is a Santa Claus.
December 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
So the White House live cameras are turned off and reports are his helicopter headed to the hospital again. Yes Virginia, maybe there is a Santa Claus.
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The most ridiculous approach to addressing Trump's dismal poll numbers is to allow that ridiculous buffoon to recite obvious lies off a teleprompter. It will only make things worse for that incompetent cretin.
December 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
The most ridiculous approach to addressing Trump's dismal poll numbers is to allow that ridiculous buffoon to recite obvious lies off a teleprompter. It will only make things worse for that incompetent cretin.
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Keith Richards turns 82 today, a reminder that we must always consider what sort of world we're going to leave him.
We certainly don't want to stick him with the shitshow we have now.
We certainly don't want to stick him with the shitshow we have now.
December 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Keith Richards turns 82 today, a reminder that we must always consider what sort of world we're going to leave him.
We certainly don't want to stick him with the shitshow we have now.
We certainly don't want to stick him with the shitshow we have now.
He earned it tonight! The FIFA Dickhead Trophy!
December 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
He earned it tonight! The FIFA Dickhead Trophy!
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This could have been an email.
December 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
This could have been an email.
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Biden Eagerly Anticipating Jake Tapper’s Book About Trump’s Mental Decline
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
Biden Eagerly Anticipating Jake Tapper’s Book About Trump’s Mental Decline
“Jake must be writing one helluva long book," the former president said.
open.substack.com
December 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Biden Eagerly Anticipating Jake Tapper’s Book About Trump’s Mental Decline
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
If you want to see total confusion, click on "Schedule" on the MS.NOW website. #MSNOW
a black and white clock with a spiral on it
ALT: a black and white clock with a spiral on it
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
If you want to see total confusion, click on "Schedule" on the MS.NOW website. #MSNOW
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Susie Wiles says about the Ghislaine Maxwell transfer to a nicer prison: "I don’t know why they moved her. Neither does the president.”
If you believe that, send me $100 and I'll email you the Brooklyn Bridge.
If you believe that, send me $100 and I'll email you the Brooklyn Bridge.
December 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Susie Wiles says about the Ghislaine Maxwell transfer to a nicer prison: "I don’t know why they moved her. Neither does the president.”
If you believe that, send me $100 and I'll email you the Brooklyn Bridge.
If you believe that, send me $100 and I'll email you the Brooklyn Bridge.
Strap in, fact checkers - turbulence ahead
December 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Strap in, fact checkers - turbulence ahead
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“Pick out a nice spot, Susie. Melony already has dibs on the dirt next to Ivana.” —Senile Satan
December 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
“Pick out a nice spot, Susie. Melony already has dibs on the dirt next to Ivana.” —Senile Satan
Blink twice if he's holding you against your will
December 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Blink twice if he's holding you against your will
What can he possibly say tomorrow at 9pm ET to make us hate him even more?
That's probably his conscious goal.
He'll go off script and then....
Happy holidays indeed
/s
That's probably his conscious goal.
He'll go off script and then....
Happy holidays indeed
/s
December 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
What can he possibly say tomorrow at 9pm ET to make us hate him even more?
That's probably his conscious goal.
He'll go off script and then....
Happy holidays indeed
/s
That's probably his conscious goal.
He'll go off script and then....
Happy holidays indeed
/s
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It is rare that i reach out to as many trump advisers and officials that I did today and get literally no one willing to defend this, even off the record.
"Trump Dances on Rob Reiner's Grave"
BREAKING: Trump Dances on Rob Reiner’s Grave
Even for President Donald Trump, this is sickening.
zeteo.com
December 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
It is rare that i reach out to as many trump advisers and officials that I did today and get literally no one willing to defend this, even off the record.
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Pulitzer Prize Board members filed court documents in Okeechobee County, Florida, on Thursday, containing a litany of broad discovery demands in an attempt to beat back Trump's defamation lawsuit over Russia probe reporting awards.
He has 30 days to respond.
lawandcrime.com/high-profile...
He has 30 days to respond.
lawandcrime.com/high-profile...
Pulitzer Prize Board members seek discovery of Trump finances, psych records, prescription meds
Pulitzer Prize Board members filed a litany of broad discovery demands in an attempt to beat back Trump's defamation suit over Russia probe reporting awards.
lawandcrime.com
December 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Pulitzer Prize Board members filed court documents in Okeechobee County, Florida, on Thursday, containing a litany of broad discovery demands in an attempt to beat back Trump's defamation lawsuit over Russia probe reporting awards.
He has 30 days to respond.
lawandcrime.com/high-profile...
He has 30 days to respond.
lawandcrime.com/high-profile...
Stocking up for the holiday season at the White House
December 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Stocking up for the holiday season at the White House
"When he falls asleep, rip that gold crap off the wall behind him"
December 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
"When he falls asleep, rip that gold crap off the wall behind him"
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December 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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You'd think they'd try to disguise it as a hat rack or something
December 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
You'd think they'd try to disguise it as a hat rack or something
You'd think they'd try to disguise it as a hat rack or something
December 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
You'd think they'd try to disguise it as a hat rack or something
Not the flex he thinks it is
December 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Not the flex he thinks it is
It tends to get in the way, but it's a necessary evil I suppose
December 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
It tends to get in the way, but it's a necessary evil I suppose