Alex
@blandalorian.bsky.social
#Pompey season ticket holder
Orlando Magic 🏀
Non-toxic Star Wars fan
Proud NHS staff
“Alex, on the Venn diagram of ‘People who’d call people they don’t know a cunt at the football’ and ‘People who cry at Disneyland’ - you’re the sole thing in the middle.”
Orlando Magic 🏀
Non-toxic Star Wars fan
Proud NHS staff
“Alex, on the Venn diagram of ‘People who’d call people they don’t know a cunt at the football’ and ‘People who cry at Disneyland’ - you’re the sole thing in the middle.”
Abolish the monarchy.
December 8, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Abolish the monarchy.
On a scale of 1-to-Ben Thompson, how much does our midfield miss Freddie Potts?
November 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
On a scale of 1-to-Ben Thompson, how much does our midfield miss Freddie Potts?
Absolutely mate, he’s been absolutely superb since then.
For a bloke who we bought in to shoot threes, he’s staggeringly good at cutting to the basket!
For a bloke who we bought in to shoot threes, he’s staggeringly good at cutting to the basket!
November 30, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Absolutely mate, he’s been absolutely superb since then.
For a bloke who we bought in to shoot threes, he’s staggeringly good at cutting to the basket!
For a bloke who we bought in to shoot threes, he’s staggeringly good at cutting to the basket!
With you 100% there, Claire; last week was back to the Colby we expect.
Today on the other hand…
Today on the other hand…
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
With you 100% there, Claire; last week was back to the Colby we expect.
Today on the other hand…
Today on the other hand…
I always try to be an optimist about Pompey, but Pack & Dozzell hasn’t worked before, why would it now?
I hope to be walking out of FP this afternoon with eggs on my face.
Play up Pompey 💙
I hope to be walking out of FP this afternoon with eggs on my face.
Play up Pompey 💙
November 29, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I always try to be an optimist about Pompey, but Pack & Dozzell hasn’t worked before, why would it now?
I hope to be walking out of FP this afternoon with eggs on my face.
Play up Pompey 💙
I hope to be walking out of FP this afternoon with eggs on my face.
Play up Pompey 💙
Funny that, eh? Maybe they could use some of those cryptocurrency donations they’ve been given?
November 25, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Funny that, eh? Maybe they could use some of those cryptocurrency donations they’ve been given?
“It wasn’t racism, it was bantz.” - Nigel Farage, 2025
November 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
“It wasn’t racism, it was bantz.” - Nigel Farage, 2025
Bloody hell, that’s a bit of me mush 🤩
November 22, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Bloody hell, that’s a bit of me mush 🤩
I want to hear the crap early name(s) that Darth Sidious came up with before the agreed on the Death Star; because I’ve always imagined him thinking it’s great, and Vaneé and the rest of the Sith Eternal having to tread on eggshells to convince him to consider something else.
November 22, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I want to hear the crap early name(s) that Darth Sidious came up with before the agreed on the Death Star; because I’ve always imagined him thinking it’s great, and Vaneé and the rest of the Sith Eternal having to tread on eggshells to convince him to consider something else.
If this man had been called up, we’d have beaten Spain in Euro 2024. 🏴
November 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
If this man had been called up, we’d have beaten Spain in Euro 2024. 🏴